school is giving condoms to my 11 year olds!!

[Silverplum]

If you mean cool,

Yes!

incognito,

There HAVE been times...

or a blind blues piano player,

I suffer from a few delusions, but you don't figure in any of them. To my knowledge. Not as a blind blues piano player, at least. I'm really pretty sure!

I am really none of the three. But thank you.

 

[ecmst12]

I'm really sorry to hear you've been laid off...

...but IT IS AWESOME to renovate!

You're right to hire a plumber. Maybe an electrician? At least to check your work before you cover it up with $money$, I mean, drywall and paint/tile/stuff.

Will there be any purple involved?

There will be a small amount of purple involved
http://www.homedepot.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?langId=-1&storeId=10051&catalogId=10053&langId=-1&storeId=10051&catalogId=10053&productId=100039252

Maybe some in the tile, too, still figuring that part out.

My DH has some electrical training so he can handle most things as long as specialized tools aren't required and it doesn't involve messing with The Box. But neither of us know anything about plumbing and it's going to involve moving pipes around, so definitely a pro for that.

 

[Silverplum]

There will be a small amount of purple involved
DECOLAV Translucence Tempered Glass Vessel in Frosted Violet - 1000T-VT at The Home Depot

OMG I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe some in the tile, too, still figuring that part out.

I could spend my entire life in a tile store.

My DH has some electrical training so he can handle most things as long as specialized tools aren't required and it doesn't involve messing with The Box. But neither of us know anything about plumbing and it's going to involve moving pipes around, so definitely a pro for that.

Smart.

 

[ecmst12]

Oh man I love tile but there are SOOOO many choices! And it's way too easy to spend STUPID money on it. But I think I have to have this for an accent band:
http://www.tileshop.com/accents/listellos/stoneglasslistellos/Ganges-Kund-Raja/1925-380613.aspx

 

[tranquility]

I wonder if the OP was pranked?

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