Framed for Speeding, Questionable Conviction: Logical & Factual Errors by Judge?

[OHRoadwarrior]

I wish I was paid for all the occupations I was accused of having.

 

[andromat]

I wish I was paid for all the occupations I was accused of having.

I meant that more in terms of make-believe rather than the real thing, as I just went along with you playing one on the internet.

And oh, yeah... that didn't answer the question: Have been drinking tonight?

 

[OHRoadwarrior]

Please phrase the question in English.

 

[andromat]

Please phrase the question in English.

Can't do, Dick.

 

[Proserpina]

Can't do, Dick.

Okay, that's enough.

This isn't your teen chat room.

(No, you won't get a refund)