Seriously? A DUI is a DUI. Some states require you to actually be driving, others require you simply to have full access and control of the vehicle while intoxicated. If you were intoxicated and in one of those two situations, and you got caught, then the DUIs were TOTALLY deserved. And, I might add, if you didn't think they were, then you (or your attorney) could and SHOULD have challenged their validity in court. However, since you were convicted, then they had to be valid (or you just were too far gone to care about fighting them).
Bad luck has nothing to do with it. You are screwed because you got caught breaking the law. That, sir, was a choice you made, not just the luck of the draw.