Angrydrunk
Junior Member
Designated driver? Dude, how the hell do you expect me to get laid with a designated driver? Do you expect me to have a threesome with the designated driver or something? You have to make sure that the girl is drunker than you so she chooses YOU as the designated driver. Then if she's too drunk to walk you offer to help her get in her place, boom, done deal. Don't you know any of this stuff?Wow. This guy apparently has never heard of the concept of designated driver. OP, if you're so desperate to fit in that you have to drink and smoke weed and then get behind the wheel, you need to ask yourself why you can't make your own decisions and why you feel compelled to follow the crowd, even when the crowd is a bunch of losers.