In other words, you reported it because you didn't like what it said. The simple fact of the matter is that no attorney will turn down money if s/he feels you have even the slightest bit of a case...and I suspect that some would take your money even if they didn't.
ETA: I missed your last sentence. Your options would be to offer more and more money until you find someone who will take your case. Since entertainment attorneys get $500 per hour (pfft, that's probably low) and up, and since you can expect to be required to pay a retainer in the 10 hour range, you can expect to pay somewhere in the $5,000+ range to even get your foot in the door.
That's not condescending...it's fact.