Wrongfully accused (fleeing)

[xylene]

You worked in corrections, but you bought some floosie* a car for no explainable reason.

And you have no money, but did this...

It is easy to see why law enforcement does not belive you.

*A woman who let's people use "their" car without knowing so much as his name, and wouldn't even give up his street handle without a court date... that's a floosie.

Nice job doing favors. You were trained on why involving yourself with low lifes was a bad idea and how to avoid it. Too bad you only remembered the skinned knees out of your career.

 

[quincy]

You worked in corrections, but you bought some floosie* a car for no explainable reason.

And you have no money, but did this...

It is easy to see why law enforcement does not belive you.

*A woman who let's people use "their" car without knowing so much as his name, and wouldn't even give up his street handle without a court date... that's a floosie.

Nice job doing favors. You were trained on why involving yourself with low lifes was a bad idea and how to avoid it. Too bad you only remembered the skinned knees out of your career.

Although your assumption is the reasonable (and probably correct) one, formsby never really said he was employed by the state prison. He only said he spent 10 years in the state prison restraining inmates. He could have done that as an inmate.

 

[not2cleverRed]

She's not my girlfriend but yes, there is absolutely no evidence that the prosecutors have because I 100% wasn't involved. That's why I'm wondering if I need to spend 3500 on a lawyer. It's crazy I have to spend that kind of money for something I have nothing to do with other than being registered owner of vehicle. It's crazy the officer can get away with a warrant without proof.

Guys are stupid.

She's not your girlfriend, child, or parent, so I can only assume that she's smokin' hotttt. (Really makes me want to reconsider my life choices. Maybe if I learned how to do make up properly and bat some false eyelashes...)

The prosecutor has the testimony of the police officer whose life was endangered.
The police officer may or may not id you - memory is a weird thing, and who knows, maybe this woman has a type when it comes to men she hangs out with.

At the very least, the car is technically yours, and one might assume that you gave this person permission to drive it.

Legal advice: next time someone asks you for money/financing, visualize them with no make-up, yard work clothes and reeking of farm animals - bonus points for visualizing them with feathers from their hair from a run in with a rooter. That might help you make more logical choices.

 

[Zigner]

She's not my girlfriend but yes, there is absolutely no evidence that the prosecutors have because I 100% wasn't involved. That's why I'm wondering if I need to spend 3500 on a lawyer. It's crazy I have to spend that kind of money for something I have nothing to do with other than being registered owner of vehicle. It's crazy the officer can get away with a warrant without proof.

...because nobody has ever been convicted of a crime they didn't commit...

 

[quincy]

Guys are stupid.

... visualize them with no make-up, yard work clothes and reeking of farm animals - bonus points for visualizing them with feathers from their hair from a run in with a rooter ...

First - I object!

Second - that is pretty much what attracted me to my wife many years ago (absent the rooster feathers). But I wouldn't have bought her a car. Haha.

 

[HighwayMan]

...so I can only assume that she's smokin' hotttt.

Maybe to Formsby, but I'm guessing not to the rest of us...

 

[not2cleverRed]

First - I object!

Second - that is pretty much what attracted me to my wife many years ago (absent the rooster feathers). But I wouldn't have bought her a car. Haha.

...And you made a very logical choice.

After all, you're still married.