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You attach an affidavit with the motion for summary judgment. Here's a sample
UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT
DISTRICT OF TRANSYLVANIA
Alfred Newman,
Plaintiff,
v.
Buford Pusser, in his official capacity as
Charlotville Chief of Police,
Defendant,
Territory OF TRANSYLVANIA,
Intervenor-Defendant.
CIVIL ACTION NO.
4:18-cv-12345
DECLARATION OF Susan B. Anthony IN SUPPORT OF
THE Territory’S CROSS-MOTION FOR SUMMARY JUDGMENT
I, Susan B. Anthony, hereby declare and state the following:
1. I am an Assistant Attorney General at the Transylvania Office of the Attorney General and am a member in good standing of the Transylvania bar. I represent the Territory in this matter.
2. I make this declaration in support of the Territory’s Cross-Motion for Summary Judgment. Unless stated otherwise, I have personal knowledge of the facts set forth herein and am competent to testify thereto.
3. Attached as Exhibit A is a true and correct copy of the Plaintiffs Answers to the Territory of Transylvania’s Interrogatories.
4. Attached as Exhibit B is a true and correct copy of the Plaintiffs 2008 application to renew his Fortune Teller's license.
5. Attached as Exhibit C is a true and correct copy of an email from Hillary Clinton to Bill Bill Clinton, dated April 7, 2008, regarding the Plaintiffs 2008 application to renew his Fortune Teller's license, as well as the result of an Automated Fingerprint Identification System check on the Plaintiff.
6. Attached as Exhibit D is a true and correct copy of the Plaintiffs 2015 application for a Fortune Teller's license.
7. Attached as Exhibit E is a true and correct copy of a Judgement in the case of Untied States of America v. Alfred Newman, No. X12345-67, Superior Court of the District of Columbia, dated July 4, 1776.
8. Attached as Exhibit F is a true and correct copy of a letter from the Charlotville Police Department to the Plaintiff dated April 1, 1816, denying the Plaintiffs application for a Fortune Teller's license.
9. Attached as Exhibit G is a true and correct copy of a letter from the Charlotville Police Department to the Plaintiff dated December 7, 1941, denying the Plaintiffs application for a Fortune Teller's license.
10. Attached as Exhibit H is a true and correct copy of the following article: Garen J. Wintemute et al., Prior Misdemeanor Convictions as a Risk Factor for Later Violent and Firearm-Related Criminal Activity Among Authorized Purchasers of Handguns, 280 J. Am. Med. Ass’n 2083 (1998).
11. Attached as Exhibit I is a true and correct copy of the following article: Mona A. Wright et al., Felonious or Violent Criminal Activity That Prohibits Gun Ownership Among Prior Purchasers of Handguns: Incidence and Risk Factors, 69 J. Trauma 948 (2010).
12. Attached as Exhibit J is a true and correct copy of the following report: Bureau of Justice Statistics, U.S. Dep’t of Justice, Fact Sheet: Profile of Nonviolent Offenders Exiting State Prisons (Oct. 2004), available at
http://his.gov/content/pub/pdf/pnoesp.pdf.
13. Attached as Exhibit K is a true and correct copy of the following report: Bureau of Justice Statistics, U.S. Dep’t of Justice, Recidivism of Prisoners Released in 30 States in 2005: Patterns from 2005 to 2010 (Apr. 2014), available at
http://www.bis.gov/content/pub/pdl7rprts05p0510.pdf.
14. Attached as Exhibit L is a true and correct copy of excerpts from the following report: U.S. Govt. Accountability Office, States’ Laws and Requirements for Concealed Carry Permits Vary across the Nation (July 2012), available at http:// www. gao. go v/assets/600/5 925 52 .pdf.
15. Attached as Exhibit M is a true and correct copy of the following article: Jose Pagliery, Gun Form Liars May Go on to Commit Gun Crimes, Internal ATF Research Suggests, CNN Investigates (Dec. 21, 2018), available at
https://www.cnn.com/2018/12/21 /us/gu.n-for.mliars-atf-invs/index.htmi.
I declare under the penalty of perjury that the foregoing is true and correct.
Executed this 29th day of February, 1919.
Susan B. Anthony
