Child Support humor

[amyjrn]

What is the name of your state (only U.S. law)? TX
I spent 2 hours on the phone today explaining to my ex that he may NOT deduct the dollar amount he spent on the kids Christmas presents from his
amount of child support owed.

Welcome to my world....and just wanted to add a little humor to the message board.

 

[Proserpina]

What is the name of your state (only U.S. law)? TX
I spent 2 hours on the phone today explaining to my ex that he may NOT deduct the dollar amount he spent on the kids Christmas presents from his
amount of child support owed.

Welcome to my world....and just wanted to add a little humor to the message board.

What if he went to the dollar store?

Kids = lotsa presents
You = hefty amount leftover.

Jes' sayin'.

 

[amyjrn]

oh see that would make him look like a bad father....he spent $650 on the kids buying them designer clothes, expensive video games...the best of everything 'cuz he's superdad!

 

[Proserpina]

oh see that would make him look like a bad father....he spent $650 on the kids buying them designer clothes, expensive video games...the best of everything 'cuz he's superdad!

Pay-per-Dad.

As it were.

 

[formerNCM]

Pay-per-Dad.

As it were.

ROFL!!! That sounds like a perfect title for my ex! He has a difficult time wrapping his head around the idea that buying your kids love doesn't work very well, and wants to know why they "don't like him" even though he buys them things? Um, b/c they need a father and not a friend?

 

[formerNCM]

Pay-per-Dad.

As it were.

Pay-per-Dad...

Sorry for the redundant post, but that is just too perfectly perfect to not post again.

 

[Monte86]

What is the name of your state (only U.S. law)? TX
I spent 2 hours on the phone today explaining to my ex that he may NOT deduct the dollar amount he spent on the kids Christmas presents from his
amount of child support owed.

Welcome to my world....and just wanted to add a little humor to the message board.

Tell him yes...
If he brings all the presents to you on Christmas Eve and writes "Love, Mom" on all the gift tags.

 

[Proserpina]

Hey...I can relate....bio dad thinks that health insurance premiums are included in his 310 a month...and extracurricular activities and daycare are to come out of it too.... someone should write a book and get rich on this stuff.....it's hilarious...oh yea..and since when did youtube turn into giving a child a secret code to view love songs.....did I mention that Im a worship leader and they are all contemporary christian songs....hmmm

Contemporary songs that you're uploading and sending to your...stepchild?

 

[stealth2]

Hey...I can relate....bio dad thinks that health insurance premiums are included in his 310 a month...and extracurricular activities and daycare are to come out of it too.... someone should write a book and get rich on this stuff.....it's hilarious...oh yea..and since when did youtube turn into giving a child a secret code to view love songs.....did I mention that Im a worship leader and they are all contemporary christian songs....hmmm

Note: regardless what you think of him, he is DAD. Just Dad. No bio necessary.

 

[CourtClerk]

oh see that would make him look like a bad father....he spent $650 on the kids buying them designer clothes, expensive video games...the best of everything 'cuz he's superdad!

Guess that makes me SUPERMOM!

 

[LdiJ]

What is the name of your state (only U.S. law)? TX
I spent 2 hours on the phone today explaining to my ex that he may NOT deduct the dollar amount he spent on the kids Christmas presents from his
amount of child support owed.

Welcome to my world....and just wanted to add a little humor to the message board.

How "classic"...

 

[moldableman]

Contemporary songs that you're uploading and sending to your...stepchild?

of course not.... I upload the songs for all of my family and friends/ church members to view....schild just has knowledge of it...

 

[cherylsarah01]

Another good one that gave a very good friend of mine a laugh just the other day is when her ex husband called and asked if he could stop sending the court ordered child support for a few years because he wants to buy a house with his girlfriend. lol

Happy Holidays!

 

[Isis1]

Another good one that gave a very good friend of mine a laugh just the other day is when her ex husband called and asked if he could stop sending the court ordered child support for a few years because he wants to buy a house with his girlfriend. lol

Happy Holidays!

LMFAO@Cheryl!! That was funny!!

 

[futuredust]

Mine sends a money order to the three kids @ Christmas, for 300.00 to split. But writes child support on it. So basically every Christmas a 300$ money order shows up for "child support". Then three times a year on each of their birthdays, a 100$ "child support" money order comes too.