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seniorjudge

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CdwJava said:
You joined this board simply to post THAT?

Wow! That's dedication!


- Carl
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Carl, your vocabulary is exceptionally small and excessively restrained.
 


CdwJava

CdwJava

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seniorjudge said:
Carl, your vocabulary is exceptionally small and excessively restrained.
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I live by an exceptional code, and I am slow to anger ... the Shao-Lin of policework. :cool:

- carl
 
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You Are Guilty

Senior Member
CdwJava said:
You joined this board simply to post THAT?

Wow! That's dedication!


- Carl
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I think you're jealous because you don't have a "Haters Fan Club" (yet?) ;)

If need be, I'll be happy to start one, but I'll need autographed head shots of you to include in the membership packets. :D
 
CdwJava

CdwJava

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You Are Guilty said:
I think you're jealous because you don't have a "Haters Fan Club" (yet?) ;)

If need be, I'll be happy to start one, but I'll need autographed head shots of you to include in the membership packets. :D
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Hmm ... I can go thump some local kid and smile for the camera ... that ought to make a good photo op! :D

I'm writing a warrant today, so maybe I can autograph one of my breaking down a door before someone has the chance to open if after I knock ... after all, a three count is long enough, right? ;)


- Carl
 
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seniorjudge

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a three count is long enough, right?

Carl, I respectfully disagree. In the phrase, "Open the door," the count is long enough after this part of the phrase:

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CdwJava

CdwJava

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seniorjudge said:
a three count is long enough, right?

Carl, I respectfully disagree. In the phrase, "Open the door," the count is long enough after this part of the phrase:

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But, you forget ... it's California! :)

We have to wait until they've had time to prepare their lattes for our arrival, get dressed, put on makeup, comb their hair, and - oh yeah - flush the dope.

Actually, the wait is only a few seconds ... but even the courts can't seem to give us a bright line on what constitues sufficient "knock-notice" requirements.

Thank your lucky stars you aren't in the 9th Circuit!

- Carl
 
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