I doubt if "The Onion" would consider a parody of this sort.
There are legal issues that can arise with any parody so if you are seriously considering a video of this sort, have it reviewed by an attorney in your area prior to publication. I can almost guarantee you will become a very unpopular videographer if you follow through with the idea. I would hope you are smarter than this.
edit to add: Stupid and bad taste do not equal parody.
Are you sure about that? They seem to embody them some stupid bad taste.
"Child Development Experts Say Boys Not Fully Mature Until Avenging Father�s Murder"
"Cannibal Corpse Blasting From Papal Apartment Window"
"Sochi�s Euthanized Dogs To Be Returned To Streets After Olympics"
"Israel�s, Hamas� Disregard For Palestinian Life Aligning Nicely"
"Palestinians Starting To Have Mixed Feelings About Being Used As Human Shields"
"Screws, Splintered Bones, Mangled Joints That Make Up Rob Gronkowski Poised For Huge Fantasy Year"
"Doctors Optimistic Sam Bradford 2 Months Away From Beginning Work On Broadcasting Career"
"On The Fake Dead Girlfriend Of Notre Dame Star Manti Te�o"
"Black Sheep Of Earnhardt Family Dies In Public Transit Crash"
"Geneticists Debate Ethics Of Cloning Humans And Forcing Them To Fight To Death In Pit For Our Amusement"
"Onion Talks: Hypothetically It Would Be Okay To Have Sex With A Robot Dog"
"Experts: Ebola Vaccine At Least 50 White People Away"
"Unpopular Police Officer Thinking About Committing Racially Motivated Offense For A Little Support"
Those are just from today. To me, it seems they will kick themselves for not getting on top of a Russian Roulette ice bucket challenge for suicide prevention parody.
Looking around edit:
And, some blasts from the past:
Prisoner Sort Of Expected To Get Raped More Often
Area Man Finally Works Up Courage To Sexually Harass Secretary
African-American Neighborhood Terrorized By Ask Murderer
Study: Depression Hits Losers Hardest
Drug Use Down Among Uncool Kids
Romney Apologizes To Nation's 150 Million 'Starving, Filthy Beggars'
Your Kids: Are They Sexy Enough?
Pope Forgives Molested Children
Thousands Turn Out For Empire State Building's Annual No-Hassle Suicide Day
President Personally Performs First Obamacare Euthanization
Gay Teen Worried He Might Be Christian
Quiet Loner Really Comes Out Of Shell At Gun Store
Trophy Wife Mounted
Stoner Uncle All The Kids' Favorite
Everyone Glad Someone Else Making Small Talk With Disabled Woman
Augusta National Honors Tiger Woods With Own Drinking Fountain
Alzheimer's Sufferers Demand Cure For Pancakes
Redskins' **** Owner Refuses To Change Team's Offensive Name
God Answers Prayers Of Paralyzed Little Boy 'No,' Says God
Anorexic Woman At Gym Looking Good
I'm Like A Chocoholic, But For Booze
School Bully Not So Tough Since Being Molested