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Driskell v. Homosexuals

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TigerD

Senior Member
Came to this late. Sorry, I was busy being named Ambassador to Earth by the Great Bwe#$DF^TE, pronounced "BurgerSnot" in English, of Alpha Centauri. The Great BurgerSnot is also recognized as the living God of his people, who are sometime referred to as Snotties. The sum of their religious belief is that until the coming of aaDG43^$%#RFT DFGT^^efg5, pronounced in English as "The Great White Hankie", they stick together closely knit communities worshiping BurgerSnot and sending out "Runnies" to make contact with the larger Universe.

Anyway, the point is - I checked my closet and there were no homosexuals in it, so she can't be referring to that one.

TD
 

Ohiogal

Queen Bee
Came to this late. Sorry, I was busy being named Ambassador to Earth by the Great Bwe#$DF^TE, pronounced "BurgerSnot" in English, of Alpha Centauri. The Great BurgerSnot is also recognized as the living God of his people, who are sometime referred to as Snotties. The sum of their religious belief is that until the coming of aaDG43^$%#RFT DFGT^^efg5, pronounced in English as "The Great White Hankie", they stick together closely knit communities worshiping BurgerSnot and sending out "Runnies" to make contact with the larger Universe.

Anyway, the point is - I checked my closet and there were no homosexuals in it, so she can't be referring to that one.

TD
I still demand the closet to which she is referring. I NEED that much storage. And, no, I am not a hoarder.
 

ecmst12

Senior Member
I need to see the signed and notarized POA from God before I'll buy that she speaks for him.
 
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I'mTheFather

Senior Member
I know it's not a satire, but if you read it as one, it's pretty entertaining. I hope someone interviews her on TV. I think that would be entertaining, too!
 

RRevak

Senior Member
Came to this late. Sorry, I was busy being named Ambassador to Earth by the Great Bwe#$DF^TE, pronounced "BurgerSnot" in English, of Alpha Centauri. The Great BurgerSnot is also recognized as the living God of his people, who are sometime referred to as Snotties. The sum of their religious belief is that until the coming of aaDG43^$%#RFT DFGT^^efg5, pronounced in English as "The Great White Hankie", they stick together closely knit communities worshiping BurgerSnot and sending out "Runnies" to make contact with the larger Universe.

Anyway, the point is - I checked my closet and there were no homosexuals in it, so she can't be referring to that one.

TD
Slow clap my friend....slow clap.
 

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