Maybe, if you ask really nice, Dady will get a window seat on the plane ride. That way, you can look down and see what you are leaving. It will be kind of like Google Earth. Except you will be in an airplane flying over to a near third world country. Maybe you can get a pet monkey and that will cheer you up?
Outside that you might consider getting pregnant that way you can get welfare and stay in the USA. Not the best option but I am sure it will throw some kinks in the plan of moving to a dump Thailand.