Exon Valdese defense

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Ever go to the bar? Lots of people do. Lots of people also wonder what their blood alcohol level is. It's hard to know, exactly, if a person is in compliance with the law, while fumbling for their car keys. Even after a couple of beers, you might run the risk of arrest. Expecially if you get stopped. And how do you get stopped? Perhaps by stalling your car or by getting stuck. And you know who you will probably see next? Johnny Law. He's going to be asking you about drinking, but after my advice, you'll have a good answer. Since reading this and doing a little preparation, you'll have what, I like to call the Valdeze Defense. Upon getting stuck or whatever, you'll go into your trunk and grab that six-pack you bought for this occasion, and start drinking. Make sure people see you drink too. You'll have plenty of evidence of drinking after driving and it will be hard for anyone to say you were drinking much before driving. Don't drive drunk though, it's still evil.