house problems :(

[SCREWCREDIT]

I took out a mortgage for a 278,000$ home about 3 weeks ago.. the builder told me the house came equipped with 36 ac outlets.. I counted only 35 I realized how I'd been ripped off, went into a rampage.. smashed the walls apart, busted furniture and eventually engulfed the house in flames..

now I'm 278,000$ in debt and I had no fire insurance

I'm gonna have a defaulted loan in the amount of 278,000$.. how long do you think it will be before a creditor finances a car loan for me I think I'm screwed

thank you

 

[David J. Miller]

You have got to be joking, right?

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

You have got to be joking, right?

My response:

Oh, David . . .

NEWS FLASH !!

This writer frequently writes joke style posts, using facts that are wildly imaginative and exagerated.

I particularly enjoyed his post where he "bought" a Mercedez-Benz, smashed it into a wall at 120 mph, and then wanted to return it to the dealership for another one.

Just read his posts and have fun. That's our writer's intent.

IAAL

 

[David J. Miller]

I figured that out right after I started typing. I erased my initial message and re-wrote what you see.

I guess there was still a small part of me that wasn't real sure. And I'm not talking about the part of me that for most guys is small.