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Veronica1228

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ENASNI said:
I found a recipe for Bob Cat nuggets... there is everything on the Net.

If this Love I have For Da Judge is gonna come to frutation.. I have to let the mullberry tree go thru its many growths...
sigh... and he is married to a canuck with a shotgun...

Thank goodness for my girlfriends :)
If you don't get Judgy, there are other fish in the sea. All you have to do is flirt girl! Drop an innuendo here and there. You'll get all kinds of PMs!
 


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Obnoxious1

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Veronica1228 said:
All men are pretty much the same. The only difference is the size of their bank accounts!!! ;)
Let's not forget the length of their kilt. That is kind of important too, ya know :eek:
 

ENASNI

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Obnoxious1 said:
Let's not forget the length of their kilt. That is kind of important too, ya know :eek:

I am getting visuals like you would not believe... no wonder I cannot sleep. :p
 

rmet4nzkx

Senior Member
ENASNI said:
I am getting visuals like you would not believe... no wonder I cannot sleep. :p
I told you before, I judged a Bonnie Knees contest where the Judge (myself in this isntance) is blind folded, It's not all it's cracked up to be ;)
 
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seniorjudge

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rmet4nzkx said:
I told you before, I judged a Bonnie Knees contest where the Judge (myself in this isntance) is blind folded, It's not all it's cracked up to be ;)
I'm sure the contestants thought it was great!
 
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Obnoxious1

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seniorjudge said:
I'm sure the contestants thought it was great!
I would have had fun with it but only if I knew the contestants were not nasty before I agreed to judge it :D
 

ENASNI

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Chapman: Trouble at mill.
Cleveland: Oh no - what kind of trouble?
Chapman: One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treadle.
Cleveland: Pardon?
Chapman: One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treadle.
Cleveland: I don't understand what you're saying.
Chapman: [slightly irritatedly and with exaggeratedly clear accent] One of the cross beams has gone out askew on the treadle.
Cleveland: Well what on earth does that mean?
Chapman: *I* don't know - Mr Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all - I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.
 

rmet4nzkx

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seniorjudge said:
I'm sure the contestants thought it was great!
As you know, the Judge is seated in a chair, blind folded, the litigants, uhmmm I mean, contestants kept trying to convience us, a tribunal, that their knees were about 31 inches above the ground :eek: as we gropped for their knees :rolleyes:
 

rmet4nzkx

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Then there's toss the Hagis, yes the Ladies play hide the sausage so to speak, they toss a Hagis into the outstreached kilt of the receiver :) Sure beats eating um :D
 
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