justalayman
Senior Member
having your beddy buddy tell dad you are slinking across the country is not what the courts would consider proper notice.
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having your beddy buddy tell dad you are slinking across the country is not what the courts would consider proper notice.
Ohiogal
Queen Bee
BEDDY BUDDY?????
Hmmmmm... let's think and study --
Stay awake, don't rest your head
Don't lie down upon your bed
While the moon drifts in the skies
Stay awake, don't close your eyes
Though the world is fast asleep
Though your pillow's soft and deep
You're not sleepy as you seem
Stay awake, don't nod and dream
Stay awake, don't nod and dream
cbg
I'm a Northern Girl
Having fun with the troll:
It’s…
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Even though the sound of it
Is something quite atrocious
If you say it loud enough
You’ll always sound precocious
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay!
Because I was afraid to speak
When I was just a lad
My father gave me nose a tweak
And told me I was bad
But then one day I learned a word
That saved me achin’ nose
The biggest word I ever heard
And this is how it goes: Oh!
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Even though the sound of it
Is something quite atrocious
If you say it loud enough
You’ll always sound precocious
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay!
He traveled all around the world
And everywhere he went
He’d use his word and all would say
“There goes a clever gent”
When Dukes and maharajas
Pass the time of day with me
I say me special word and then
They ask me out to tea
Oh..
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Even though the sound of it
Is something quite atrocious
If you say it loud enough
You’ll always sound precocious
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay!
So when the cat has got your tongue
There’s no need for dismay
Just summon up this word
And then you’ve got a lot to say
But better use it carefully
Or it could change your life
For exemple
One night I said it to me girl
And now me girl’s my wife!
She’s supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
It’s…
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Even though the sound of it
Is something quite atrocious
If you say it loud enough
You’ll always sound precocious
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay!
Because I was afraid to speak
When I was just a lad
My father gave me nose a tweak
And told me I was bad
But then one day I learned a word
That saved me achin’ nose
The biggest word I ever heard
And this is how it goes: Oh!
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Even though the sound of it
Is something quite atrocious
If you say it loud enough
You’ll always sound precocious
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay!
He traveled all around the world
And everywhere he went
He’d use his word and all would say
“There goes a clever gent”
When Dukes and maharajas
Pass the time of day with me
I say me special word and then
They ask me out to tea
Oh..
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Even though the sound of it
Is something quite atrocious
If you say it loud enough
You’ll always sound precocious
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay!
So when the cat has got your tongue
There’s no need for dismay
Just summon up this word
And then you’ve got a lot to say
But better use it carefully
Or it could change your life
For exemple
One night I said it to me girl
And now me girl’s my wife!
She’s supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
About once a week to the forum she crawls.
See lilmansmom this way comes.
In her usual way with the seniors she trolls,
She stirs up a storm and then runs.
Feed the troll, call her a slag,
selfish, contemptible, clueless, a hag.
Feed the troll, but don't be surprised
If little by little, your soul slowly dies.
See lilmansmom this way comes.
In her usual way with the seniors she trolls,
She stirs up a storm and then runs.
Feed the troll, call her a slag,
selfish, contemptible, clueless, a hag.
Feed the troll, but don't be surprised
If little by little, your soul slowly dies.
Proserpina
Senior Member
I knew it was going to make me laugh when I saw that lilmansmom had posted again, but good grief I didn't think I'd laugh this hard. Mnemosyne, cbg, and OG 50 points for creativity 
lilmansmom, go back under your bridge. SESmama you think wine out the nostril is not fun, try Triscuits down the wrong pipe.... OWWW
lilmansmom, go back under your bridge. SESmama you think wine out the nostril is not fun, try Triscuits down the wrong pipe.... OWWW
Eekamouse
Senior Member
Lilmansmom is a troll deluxe
Thinks it matters who she fuh...erm...wait no, don't want to get a red card from Mary...
Mr. RightNow and her should go away
but with daddy the lilman will stay
and be better off than with this nasty troll
Never has there been such a complete a-hole
as this so-called mother quite evil and vile
When she loses custody, the whole world will smile.
Thinks it matters who she fuh...erm...wait no, don't want to get a red card from Mary...
Mr. RightNow and her should go away
but with daddy the lilman will stay
and be better off than with this nasty troll
Never has there been such a complete a-hole
as this so-called mother quite evil and vile
When she loses custody, the whole world will smile.
TheGeekess
Keeper of the Kraken
Just Blue
Senior Member
Anything and everything you ever wanted to know about LM oh I mean Goats
FACTS ABOUT GOATS
1. Goats were the first animals domesticated by man in 10,000 B.C
2. The phrase Judas goat is a tern that has been used to describe
a goat that is trained to herd other animals to slaughter while
its own life is spared.
(interesting! Never heard that one)
3. Most goats can be found in Asia and the Mid-East.
4. Goats were the first animals to be used for
milk by humans.
5. There are over 210 breeds of goats in the world.
6. There are approximately 450 million goats around the world.
7. Goats were first brought to America by Columbus in 1493.
8. Goats were regularly imported into America in the early 1900’s.
9. The female goat is called a “doe” or “nanny.”
10. The male goat is called a “buck” or “billy.”
11. A castrated male goat is called a “wether.”
12. A baby goat is called a “kid.”
13. The act of giving birth is called “kidding.”
14. The doe can have 1 to 6 kids per litter, however, 4 to 6 kids are
rare.
15. Goats do not have teeth in their upper front jaw.
16. Goats have 24 molars and 8 incisors.
17. Both male and female goats can have beards.
18. Normally goats have two teats and cows have four.
19. Goats prefer browse over grass and grass to clover.
20. Goats do not eat tin cans, clothing or
garbage, but are selective eaters when
provided with a well-balanced diet.
21. Male goats go through a period called
a “rut” when they are ready to mate. This period coincides with
the start of the breeding season.
22. The “rut” is characterized by a decrease in appetite, obsessive
interest in the does, fighting between bucks
and most notable is a strong foul-smelly
musky odor.
23. Lactating does that are kept in a pen
with a musky buck may produce milk that
taste “goaty” and can be offensive to humans.
24. Goats can be born with or without horns (polled).
25. Goats and sheep are seasonal breeders.
26. Yearlings does should be bred when they have reached 80 pounds
of body weight or when they have reached 60-75% of the adult
weight for their breed. They must also be in good body condition
and health.
27. Chevon is the French word for goat. These are animals that are
slaughtered near or shortly after weaning.
28. Goats are hollow-horned, bearded, ruminant mammals of the genus
Capra and the species Hircus. They are raised for wool, milk, and
meat in the U.S. Goats are also used to make gelatin, the man-
ure is used for fertilizer, they are used for research models in
biological studies, they are used to pull carts and for pack animals.
29. Goats are bovines and are closely related to cows and antelopes.
30. The natural life expectancy for goats is around 8 to 12 years and
in some cases, goats can live over 15 years.
31. Worldwide, more people eat and drink milk from
goats than any other animal.
32. The age of puberty for female goats is between 7-10 months and
4-8 months in male goats.
33. The breeding age for male goats is between 8-10 months
34. A mature, healthy male buck can breed 20 to 40 does.
35. The length of gestation (pregnancy) in does is between 146 to 155
days.
36. The traditional breeding season for goats in the U.S. is between
late August and the early part of January, however some goats
can breed out-of-season.
37. Goats do no like to get wet and prefer to seek shelter when it is
raining.
38. Goats are more susceptible to parasites and other infectious diseases
when they are mismanaged.
(38 is a bit dumb!)
39. Cabrito is the Spanish word for little goat (slaughtered one week
or shortly after birth).
40. Goats deposits less fat externally and more fat internally (around
the organs) compared to sheep and cattle.
41. Estrus (heat) is the period in which does are receptive to mating.
42. The estrous cycle is between 18-22 days in does.
43. The duration of estrus is 12-36 hours.
44. Signs, of heat include tail wagging, mucous discharge, swollen
vulva, bleating, mounting or being mounted by other goats etc.
45. The normal body temperature for goats is between 101.7 to 104.5
degrees.
46. The heart rate of goats is between 70 to 135 beats per minute.
47. The normal respiration rate for goats is 12 to 15 breaths per
minute.
48. Goats are quite agile creatures and in some cases they can jump
over 5 feet.
49. Goats have a four chamber stomach that contains fermenting
bacteria and protozoan that aid in breaking down their food.
FACTS ABOUT GOATS
1. Goats were the first animals domesticated by man in 10,000 B.C
2. The phrase Judas goat is a tern that has been used to describe
a goat that is trained to herd other animals to slaughter while
its own life is spared.
(interesting! Never heard that one)
3. Most goats can be found in Asia and the Mid-East.
4. Goats were the first animals to be used for
milk by humans.
5. There are over 210 breeds of goats in the world.
6. There are approximately 450 million goats around the world.
7. Goats were first brought to America by Columbus in 1493.
8. Goats were regularly imported into America in the early 1900’s.
9. The female goat is called a “doe” or “nanny.”
10. The male goat is called a “buck” or “billy.”
11. A castrated male goat is called a “wether.”
12. A baby goat is called a “kid.”
13. The act of giving birth is called “kidding.”
14. The doe can have 1 to 6 kids per litter, however, 4 to 6 kids are
rare.
15. Goats do not have teeth in their upper front jaw.
16. Goats have 24 molars and 8 incisors.
17. Both male and female goats can have beards.
18. Normally goats have two teats and cows have four.
19. Goats prefer browse over grass and grass to clover.
20. Goats do not eat tin cans, clothing or
garbage, but are selective eaters when
provided with a well-balanced diet.
21. Male goats go through a period called
a “rut” when they are ready to mate. This period coincides with
the start of the breeding season.
22. The “rut” is characterized by a decrease in appetite, obsessive
interest in the does, fighting between bucks
and most notable is a strong foul-smelly
musky odor.
23. Lactating does that are kept in a pen
with a musky buck may produce milk that
taste “goaty” and can be offensive to humans.
24. Goats can be born with or without horns (polled).
25. Goats and sheep are seasonal breeders.
26. Yearlings does should be bred when they have reached 80 pounds
of body weight or when they have reached 60-75% of the adult
weight for their breed. They must also be in good body condition
and health.
27. Chevon is the French word for goat. These are animals that are
slaughtered near or shortly after weaning.
28. Goats are hollow-horned, bearded, ruminant mammals of the genus
Capra and the species Hircus. They are raised for wool, milk, and
meat in the U.S. Goats are also used to make gelatin, the man-
ure is used for fertilizer, they are used for research models in
biological studies, they are used to pull carts and for pack animals.
29. Goats are bovines and are closely related to cows and antelopes.
30. The natural life expectancy for goats is around 8 to 12 years and
in some cases, goats can live over 15 years.
31. Worldwide, more people eat and drink milk from
goats than any other animal.
32. The age of puberty for female goats is between 7-10 months and
4-8 months in male goats.
33. The breeding age for male goats is between 8-10 months
34. A mature, healthy male buck can breed 20 to 40 does.
35. The length of gestation (pregnancy) in does is between 146 to 155
days.
36. The traditional breeding season for goats in the U.S. is between
late August and the early part of January, however some goats
can breed out-of-season.
37. Goats do no like to get wet and prefer to seek shelter when it is
raining.
38. Goats are more susceptible to parasites and other infectious diseases
when they are mismanaged.
(38 is a bit dumb!)
39. Cabrito is the Spanish word for little goat (slaughtered one week
or shortly after birth).
40. Goats deposits less fat externally and more fat internally (around
the organs) compared to sheep and cattle.
41. Estrus (heat) is the period in which does are receptive to mating.
42. The estrous cycle is between 18-22 days in does.
43. The duration of estrus is 12-36 hours.
44. Signs, of heat include tail wagging, mucous discharge, swollen
vulva, bleating, mounting or being mounted by other goats etc.
45. The normal body temperature for goats is between 101.7 to 104.5
degrees.
46. The heart rate of goats is between 70 to 135 beats per minute.
47. The normal respiration rate for goats is 12 to 15 breaths per
minute.
48. Goats are quite agile creatures and in some cases they can jump
over 5 feet.
49. Goats have a four chamber stomach that contains fermenting
bacteria and protozoan that aid in breaking down their food.
justalayman
Senior Member
and they are more than a source of food and milk
but in my friends case, most goats can be found climbing on their car.
but all his friends call him no nuts. He is sad.
I guess that gives new meaning to the phrase; You've got to be kidding. I guess I should never say that to my wife again.
and painful
neither do a lot of people in rural Arkansas. Does that mean they are related, at least by species?
I want to be a goat.
sounds more like cabrito translates to; dinner
and are known to climb trees. http://www.google.com/search?q=goats%20in%20trees&sugexp=chrome,mod%3D14&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=d2AdUKqYJcjAyAGg94CQCA&biw=1166&bih=912&sei=e2AdUOywCbS1yQHJ-oDgBA
Proserpina
Senior Member
Curried goat is also very nommy.
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