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Welll color you pink and call you embarrassed!

96! How old do you think I am! I am not that old! And I do not wannaman like that young woman wants one. I do not need to fight a strange woman for a man anyway. I have my eye on the Mailman anyway. He does not like when I trip him with my cane, but he has a nice back-side.

I would not go any further south than Los Angeles. There are some weird people in the world. I know I am looking at one.

Note to self, wash mirrors and windows today after enema.

here kitty kitty... do NOT run from me!
 


You are a loon

oh man. if you want to look at weird people go look in the mirror that is if your reflection will show up in the looking glass. if you came near me with that cane I would shove it up your butt. Have you considered moving to Salem they have some nice rubber rooms for you at Center Street NE. the nice people there will take care of you. my question is why were you in old town are you a closet alcoholic? Did you escape from the funny farm. by the way hahahahah I live in Oregon. Did you enjoy the starlight parade you loon? maybe you should run down Salmon street naked that will bring out the bear in you or maybe you could moon everyone from the top deck of the freemont bridge. hahahahaha
 
Well Color me Yellow and peel off my skin

You seem to have a preoccupation with butts Bug person. What is a rubber room? Is that where they keep all the condoms? It sounds like you are practicing safe sex, that is a good Skeeterbug. Salem? Forget about that, it is a place for smokers and witches. I gave up both those things back in 1992 when My cats Jinx and Smokey got ran over by A Trimet Bus. They lived, but they both have to eat really bland food now. I hope the people at the animal shelter know that. I had better write them a letter.

I do not run around naked anymore, Not since 1967. I was too popular. But thank you for the encore, That was very sweet. I am blushing from my blue hair to my Support hose. Gee.

I would never moon anyone off The Fremont.. Now St Johns... that bridge has Class, Maybe if there were postfellows around.

I do not like your attitude towards me, But if you are in Portland and if you have a Truck could you get my chair? I am sitting on a bean bag now and it is really hard to get up and down out of it with my hip how it is and all. Be a nice person and help a nice lady. By the way, my Loon also was taken away from me, how did you know I had one?
 

Veronica1228

Senior Member
Miss Smith, you seem like a nice lady and I wish that I could help you. Unfortunately, I am in Wisconsin and I can't get that stupid Aquarius song out of my head right now. However, if I am ever in the Portland area I will be sure to look you up so that I can help you get your chair.

Now, it's Smith right? I'll just call every Smith in the phonebook until I find you.

Good luck with the cats!
 
you crack me up lady

For your info a rubber is a room at the insane aslym in other word the Oregon state hospital. FYI
I do not need condoms because I am married. Were you the one who mooned your hairy rear end at people on the interstate bridge during the fireworks show at Fort Vancouver. Btw I do not own a truck. I own a van. And I don't lift chairs. Trust me you don't want any man from the post office. I used to work for the postal service and most all of mail men are married and are jerks. Good luck to the one who is going to call every smith in the Portland phone book that should take you a few weeks since Portland Ore is a major city. hey are you the one who the cops arrested for impersonating a human being over on SE Taylor and are you the one who was seen climbing a tree and chasing this poor man in Pioneer courthouse square. I KNOW WHERE YOU CAN GET SOME HELP. GO TO THIS WEBSITE AND JOIN AND PLEASE USE YOUR NAME THAT YOU USE HERE http://www.kgw.com and you want to use the forums and go to the general discussion area and there is lots of nice people esp men that will help you if you ask. Most everyone there is in the portland or vancouver area.
 
Well color me Fuschia and smell behind my earlobe

Veronica1228 said:
Miss Smith, you seem like a nice lady and I wish that I could help you. Unfortunately, I am in Wisconsin
Now, it's Smith right? I'll just call every Smith in the phonebook until I find you.

Good luck with the cats!
Well You seem Like a nice lady too. My aunt's mother on her father's Uncle's side was named Veronica, but they all called her Pretzel, beings she was in the circus and all.

Unfortunately you are in Wisconsin, so you cannot get me my chair, but could you send me a Cow? All these cats ( I am up to lucky 13 now) and I am really spending most of my SS on Milk. It would be a big help.

Psst I will give you a hint so that you can look me up in the phone book. My First name is "Mary".... shh do not tell anyone.

Here kitty kitty... number 14 is on its way!
 

rmet4nzkx

Senior Member
Miss Smith said:
Well You seem Like a nice lady too. My aunt's mother on her father's Uncle's side was named Veronica, but they all called her Pretzel, beings she was in the circus and all.

Unfortunately you are in Wisconsin, so you cannot get me my chair, but could you send me a Cow? All these cats ( I am up to lucky 13 now) and I am really spending most of my SS on Milk. It would be a big help.

Psst I will give you a hint so that you can look me up in the phone book. My First name is "Mary".... shh do not tell anyone.

Here kitty kitty... number 14 is on its way!
Which one are you?
* Mary Smith
* · Phone: 503-258-1075
* 819 Ne 122nd Ave
* Portland, OR 97230

* Mary L. Smith
* · Phone: 503-293-7842
* 10211 Sw Barbur Blvd
* Portland, OR 97219

* Mary Smith
* · Phone: 503-331-1152
* 615 N Blandena St
* Portland, OR 97217

* Mary A. Smith
* · Phone: 503-282-4585
* 43 Ne Graham St
* Portland, OR 97212

* Mary Smith
* · Phone: 503-653-4183
* 6609 Se Mabel Ave
* Portland, OR 97267

* Mary Smith
* · Phone: 503-246-8244
* 5156 Sw Multnomah Blvd
* Portland, OR 97219

* Mary A. Smith
* · Phone: 503-654-6769
* 14702 Se River Forest Dr
* Portland, OR 97267

* Mary D. Smith
* · Phone: 503-292-4359
* 3181 Sw Sam Jackson Park Rd
* Portland, OR 97239

* Mary Smith
* · Phone: 503-288-4340
* 2828 Ne Stanton St
* Portland, OR 97212

* Mary A. Smith
* · Phone: 503-620-7829
* 17022 Sw Tookbank Ct
* Portland, OR 97224

* Mary H. Smith
* · Phone: 503-493-2227
* 4344 Ne Wygant St
* Portland, OR 97218

* Mary L. Smith
* · Phone: 503-244-2213
* Portland, OR 97201

* Mary Smith
* · Phone: 503-282-4103
* Portland, OR 97201

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56 MARY A SMITH..............
 
Well Color me Indigo and sing me a song

Yes to all of the above, I cannot believe you found me. Now find my brother John.
He Lives In Olympia, Washington and he keeps Parrots. Weird things parrots, they talk. Did you know that? He has one that says the Pledge of Allegiance, but in Spanish.

He does not visit me much anymore since he got married, I still do not trust that woman, I think she is too young for him. You do not know your own mind at 75, you need to mature a little more, that is why I am waiting.
 

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