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Online Psycic FRAUD!!!

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Rushia

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This is a joke right??? Who has the crystal ball this week??

I'd have to say the money back guarantee was on the original reading. You chose to go further with it which to me would imply that you were satisfied with the original. ;)
 
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rmet4nzkx

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Rushia said:
This is a joke right??? Who has the crystal ball this week??
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Last I heard, it is still out for repair.

I understand and am imformed that it was siezed as evidence following a combined raid by ATF, INS and METRO Police. They were tipped off when the underage foreign born (illegal) courrier was following a fiberglass truck, when a sheet of fibergalss flew off the truck and brushed off some of the dust from the bumper. Not wanting to make an insurance claim, he jumped out, bumping his head on the pompoms framing the windshield. This seemingly innocent head injury caused him to suffer tempoary amnesia, whereupon he entered a doughnut shop to ask for change or directions, he can't remember which and instead was taken hostage and forced to buy a baker's dozen of jelly doughnuts, or so he claims.

In fact it was not a doughnut shop at all but a Frat-house and the doughnuts were filled with jello shots. Unfortunately, the last of these these were presented to him facing the wrong direction. All of a sudden, the ATF & INS raided the Frat party after they caught a underage Frat member peeing in the bushes in the yard so he wouldn't disturb the other frat members smoking weed in the bathroom which doubled as a meth lab. They didn't have a warrent and surprized the courrier, so in trying to destroy the evidence, chomped down on the last jelloshot doughnut, the jello shot across the room staining the uniforms of the agents. In the confusion, as the agents were trying to clean their uniforms, the courrier escaped and headed for the METRO where upon he forgot to use his metro card and was captured along with our crystal ball. I understand, our crystal ball will be evidence in at least 5 separate criminal proceedings in at least 2 jurisdicitons.

I predict we will be without our crystal ball for a lonnnnnng time. :rolleyes:
 
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Rushia

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rmet4nzkx said:
Last I heard, it is still out for repair.

I understand and am imformed that it was siezed as evidence following a combined raid by ATF, INS and METRO Police. They were tipped off when the underage foreign born (illegal) courrier was following a fiberglass truck, when a sheet of fibergalss flew off the truck and brushed off some of the dust from the bumper. Not wanting to make an insurance claim, he jumped out, bumping his head on the pompoms framing the windshield. This seemingly innocent head injury caused him to suffer tempoary amnesia, whereupon he entered a doughnut shop to ask for change or directions, he can't remember which and instead was taken hostage and forced to buy a baker's dozen of jelly doughnuts, or so he claims.

In fact it was not a doughnut shop at all but a Frat-house and the doughnuts were filled with jello shots. Unfortunately, the last of these these were presented to him facing the wrong direction. All of a sudden, the ATF & INS raided the Frat party after they caught a underage Frat member peeing in the bushes in the yard so he wouldn't disturb the other frat members smoking weed in the bathroom which doubled as a meth lab. They didn't have a warrent and surprized the courrier, so in trying to destroy the evidence, chomped down on the last jelloshot doughnut, the jello shot across the room staining the uniforms of the agents. In the confusion, as the agents were trying to clean their uniforms, the courrier escaped and headed for the METRO where upon he forgot to use his metro card and was captured along with our crystal ball. I understand, our crystal ball will be evidence in at least 5 separate criminal proceedings in at least 2 jurisdicitons.

I predict we will be without our crystal ball for a lonnnnnng time. :rolleyes:
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Wow!!!! I read that thread too. Bunch of new troll floating around here huh??

I hope we get it back soon, we're gonna need it.
 
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Shay-Pari'e

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An "Insider" explained he had heard that "You know Who", was trying to infiltrate the building. Apparently "You Know Who" is trying to pass private messages to him. I could only guess of course what "You Know Who" is up too.
 
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rmet4nzkx

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--PARIDISE-- said:
An "Insider" explained he had heard that "You know Who", was trying to infiltrate the building. Apparently "You Know Who" is trying to pass private messages to him. I could only guess of course what "You Know Who" is up too.
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Which You know who? One with their name at the begining or middle of the alphabet?
 
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Happy Trails

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Rushia said:
This is a joke right??? Who has the crystal ball this week??

I'd have to say the money back guarantee was on the original reading. You chose to go further with it which to me would imply that you were satisfied with the original. ;)
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Maybe, but this is how the "GARANTEE" (their way of spelling it) read.

"You don't run any risks to beleive in me because if in the very unlikely even that you will be dissatisfied of my services, I engage myself to refund the amount of the fees that you have paid me"

If the OP disputes it, I doubt the psychic will bother to fight it.
 
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