I AM ALWAYS LIABLE
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What is the name of your country? Dateline: Iraq
TOP 10 Reasons Why Saddam Is In Trouble - -
NUMBER 10: With recent defections, Iraqi Army now just three guys and a Super-Soaker.
NUMBER 9: Being classified as a "madman" makes his auto insurance rates go sky high.
NUMBER 8: Sex with his wife is always, "Wham, bam, thank you Saddam."
NUMBER 7: His mom calls him "Saddamy" in front of his friends.
NUMBER 6: He just remembered that he stored his 4th of July fireworks too close to his hidden cache of chemical weapons.
NUMBER 5: When barbecuing, he wears a hilarious apron that reads: "Kiss the chef or you will be put to death."
NUMBER 4: He enjoys the cooling breeze from his soldiers waving their flags of surrender.
NUMBER 3: He mixes one part iced tea with one part lemonade, pours into large punch bowl, and uses it to drown his enemies.
NUMBER 2: "Al Jazeera Television" broadcasts his favorite gameshow, "Wheel of Torture".
AND NOW, the NUMBER ONE Reason Why Saddam Is In Trouble - -
Saddam's home address: 145 Murray Street, Baghdad, Iraq; Iraqi newspaper headline: "101st Airborne Deployed To 145 Murray Street".
IAAL
TOP 10 Reasons Why Saddam Is In Trouble - -
NUMBER 10: With recent defections, Iraqi Army now just three guys and a Super-Soaker.
NUMBER 9: Being classified as a "madman" makes his auto insurance rates go sky high.
NUMBER 8: Sex with his wife is always, "Wham, bam, thank you Saddam."
NUMBER 7: His mom calls him "Saddamy" in front of his friends.
NUMBER 6: He just remembered that he stored his 4th of July fireworks too close to his hidden cache of chemical weapons.
NUMBER 5: When barbecuing, he wears a hilarious apron that reads: "Kiss the chef or you will be put to death."
NUMBER 4: He enjoys the cooling breeze from his soldiers waving their flags of surrender.
NUMBER 3: He mixes one part iced tea with one part lemonade, pours into large punch bowl, and uses it to drown his enemies.
NUMBER 2: "Al Jazeera Television" broadcasts his favorite gameshow, "Wheel of Torture".
AND NOW, the NUMBER ONE Reason Why Saddam Is In Trouble - -
Saddam's home address: 145 Murray Street, Baghdad, Iraq; Iraqi newspaper headline: "101st Airborne Deployed To 145 Murray Street".
IAAL