jimmyv
start collecting all those gold medals, horse-racing trophies, highschool and college track meet awards and all other event wins that were measured by a stopwatch--I'm sure everyone one who used a stopwatch was prejudiced and just out to screw someone, probably you--everywhere I go, people are talking about how they are going to get something on you and everyone like you--there's even been a run on stopwatches, none left, shelves are empty. I also heard they're after plifter but they're mixing the names up so you and he won't catch on--it's a national conspiracy being conducted by the police; I'm in on it because I'm in the CIA, but don't tell anyone.