AHHHHHH. . .now I get it. . .Southerners. It's all starting to make sense now.
Who's Liable?. . .Earplugs. . .What a fantastic idea !! I only wish someone would have suggested this sooner. The next time someone has a gunshot blast to the head, I'll suggest a baby aspirin for his pain. Brilliant.
Blond Lebinese. . .Thank you for ending your replies here.
Seniorjudge. . .watched any Oliver Stone movies lately ?? I don't understand what the issue is here. . .
Florid-aise. . .thank you once again for overstating the obvious with another elegant analogy. Differing mindsets ?? Possibly. I absolutely agree, even as a "Northerner", that Country Bumpkin Joe should be allowed to have a pick-up truck in the driveway of the house he owns. I don't make the laws, I just abide by them. If you were aware (or not) of the "No Pick-ups in the Driveway" law when you bought the house, then obey the law, or move. Simple, right ?? If, however, after you bought the house, a new "No Pick-ups in the Driveway" law is enacted, and you drive an El Camino (which, being a Southerner, is highly possible !) does that constitute a pick-up ?? What does the law say ?
The reason I came to this forum was to further educate myself and seek "advice" to help determine who and/or what, defines a "pick-up truck' or, in my case, substantial deprivation of personal enjoyment.
Although I disagree with the comparison of my situation to the murder of crows on the window sill, I would expect that no reasonably prudent person would agree that 1) the tenant would be deprived of a substantial part of the personal enjoyment of their rental property, or 2) that the LL could somehow be responsible for their taking residence there. Talk about common sense. . .But then again, hot coffee in the crotch is worth millions !! You are correct - the statute is vague. This reinforces my point.
I am sorry that some of you think this is a "hoax". I enjoyed the debate. I will certainly follow up with a post as to how this turns out. In the meantime, grab Brenda Sue, Cleetus, and Skeets, load up the pick-up truck, and head out to the ho-down and have a great time !
Regards