I know I shouldn't have been driving after drinking anything at all but was just completely taken aback by how quickly my night went sour. I was seriously only two blocks away from my house. I guess the officers had me tricked in the beginning by telling me that being so close, the worst that would happen would be for them to accompany me on a walk back to my house. I could not have had worst luck with the pick of the officers that had pulled me over. It was evident that they were younger than I was and straight out of high school. The new guys on the block trying to make a name for themselves. Clapping when my warrant was printed and even skipping into the hospital out of pure excitement for their success. I guess none of that is against the law but it sure as hell felt undeserved.
Young or old, they would have been derelict in their duty - indeed, may have been
criminally negligent had they followed you to your house believing you to be impaired! Oh, and I seriously doubt they were "straight out of high school" since it seems that the minimum age to be a police officer in MI is 21. (However, I cannot see if this is a statewide standard as the state's certifying agency - Michigan Commission on Law Enforcement Standards (MCOLES) - appears to have a busted website server.) I could not find an agency that accepted anyone UNDER 21, but, there may be a couple.
You are certainly free to complain about what you see as unprofessional behavior (and if they were gleefully prancing about, I'd have to agree - not simply because it was rude, but, also because it was distracting and unnecessary).
Ultimately, had you not been drinking and driving this would not have happened.