Assault or attempted murder?

[Proserpina]

Time to stop feeding the troll.

Spoilsport

 

[Teala]

No really, somebody please tell me you didn't call no police cuz it was just a hypothetical story I made up to entertain myself...

 

[Adalaide78]

It's Sunday afternoon and I'm bored. Why are you taking away my amusement by making me stop feeding the troll?

 

[Adalaide78]

No really, somebody please tell me you didn't call no police cuz it was just a hypothetical story I made up to entertain myself...

I suffer from insomnia. When it's the middle of the night and I can't sleep I need to find SOMETHING to do with my time. Talking to the cops seemed like something that could occupy me for a while, so I did. No, I am NOT joking.

 

[>Charlotte<]

Teala, you've been logged and tagged. You really should stop. Now.

If your story is true and you were the assailant, you need to talk to an attorney. Now.

That's all.

ETA: Also, you are unbelievably stupid. Seriously.