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WandaJune
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Thanks, obnoxious1, for your help! I'll go there first thing tomorrow.
Thanks, obnoxious1, for your help! I'll go there first thing tomorrow.
ROTFLMAO, where's the Dict Tape? It wasn't me I've been watching AMC & OLTL.Obnoxious1 said:It is a joke, The poster was reading after I asked what county it happened in then left for a little while before responding. If the person had been from Arkansas they would have answered pretty quickly.
Still though, it's a funny story. I'm guessing that ENIASNI was the author?
I'm still suspecting everyone except Rushia.rmet4nzkx said:ROTFLMAO, where's the Dict Tape? It wasn't me I've been watching AMC & OLTL.
How dry I am....hicObnoxious1 said:I'm still suspecting everyone except Rushia.
See, being a peon in a factory finally got me somewhere!!!!Obnoxious1 said:I'm still suspecting everyone except Rushia.
I tried to pass the bar last weekend and I couldn't. At least I took a DD with me.BlondiePB said:How dry I am....hic
How dry I am....hic
Sorry, but I couldn't pass the bar.
WandaJune said:Obnoxios1, this happened in Pulaski county.
What happened was me and my BF, Wayne, were walking past an elementary school where apparently they were having recess. Wayne, being an elder in our church, decided to witness to the children.
Well, when he set the dumpster on fire to show them how they would burn in eternal hell, one of the little heathens must have gotten scared. He ran off and must have told a teacher as the police showed up. Wayne, by that time, had been overcome with the spirit and was rolling on the ground speaking in tongues.
Somehow, this was misinterpreted and Wayne got committed to a sanitarium and we are trying to get him out.
We went to court, but the judge ruled against us. Our lawyer was not much help and, in fact, spent much of the trial with his face down in his hands. Now he refuses to help us with an appeal.
Judgy,seniorjudge said:A little known historical fact is that during the War Between the States, hostilities between the Federals and the Confederates was suspended in Arkanasas for a period of a month when both forces joined together to try to wipe Pulaski County off the map. Unfortunately, they were unsuccessful.
In fact WandaJune pitchur is posted on this site:
http://www.pcso.org/
It wasn't me, I swear!Obnoxious1 said:I'm still suspecting everyone except Rushia.