On the grounds that we've already gone way off track...
Steelers still rock.
Brownies still suck.
Peyton is still verrah sad.
Sherman is still making money offa his fauxpology.
Peaches Geldof is dead (aneurysm coming from British press, usual "drug overdose" from US press).
Dalai Lama still going strong (and by jove we need him).
I'm having a discreet conversation elsewhere with a Cowboy's fan (us Steelers fans are nawt allowed to talk to Cowboys fans).
The Polamalu School Of Deeper Learning is still awesome.
So...I think that's it?
Coffee anyone?
Tea?
OH! Jack Bauer is coming back so all will be right with the world again.