Bank account closed with 3k and they don’t want to give me a check

[Just Blue]

You aren't the brightest light on the tree, are you? Well, there is at least one CPN the feds will know about, yours. Because at some point it will be reported to them by MetaBank.

OP's face when being cuffed will look like this _O

 

[Woolfork]

Trust me, I’m maticulus about keeping my money making name different from my living name.

I don’t understand why some people use a CPN but build it with their own name. Just as easy to build the CPN with an alias and a mailbox away from where you stay. High quality false identification is relatively easy to acquire for when you open accounts.

 

[xylene]

Trust me, I’m maticulus

I guess that's why you're out a couple of grand, genius.

 

[Taxing Matters]

Sounds like the federal government needs a checker to see if the number they want to issue is already in use as a CPN or fake identity.

Doesn't work like that. The SSA issues the SSNs and has no obligation to check that someone issuing fake SSNS called CPN hasn't issued the same number. Instead, it is up to individuals to use their SSNs and not use fraudulent SSNs (and calling them CPNs does not change that in reality i is a fake SSN). If you use a fake SSN, then it is you who has the problem, not SSA, and your problem may mean spending time in prison.

 

[Woolfork]

I guess that's why you're out a couple of grand, genius.

I said maticulus about keeping my whoabouts and whereabouts very separated. The 3K sucks don’t get me wrong, but it’s really not not a huge concern.

 

[Woolfork]

Doesn't work like that. The SSA issues the SSNs and has no obligation to check that someone issuing fake SSNS called CPN hasn't issued the same number. Instead, it is up to individuals to use their SSNs and not use fraudulent SSNs (and calling them CPNs does not change that in reality i is a fake SSN). If you use a fake SSN, then it is you who has the problem, not SSA, and your problem may mean spending time in prison.

Obviously I was being a smart ass, when I said “the feds should have a checker for all the fake SSN numbers being used” I was essentially saying that I couldn’t care less if a number gets assigned to someone legitimately later down the road.
I live in the present time, and my only concern is right here right now.