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[penelope10]

And as I said, it's not that I have indoor plumbing and get to experience the joys of swelling up like a beached whale while carrying the blessed being in my body for 9 months and then having to push that blessed being out of my body through an opening too small to actually comfortably accomodate the blessed being (Yeah...when I get to Heaven, I'm going to have a talk with the person in charge about their desing blueprints of the female anatomy) that makes me superior. It's just that I am 100% perfectly perfect in every way.

Hey ya know some of us feel this way even if we don't give birth to kiddo--just cause we're girlie girls and we have a uterus.... Granmommy, Stepmommy, etc.