DeadBeat Mom

[Antigone*]

You just reminded me of a bumper sticker I saw recently...."My other ride is your daughter".

I'm shutting up now

OMG You are on a roll Wonder Triplet...you are too funny

 

[Hisbabygirl77]

You just reminded me of a bumper sticker I saw recently...."My other ride is your daughter".

I'm shutting up now

lmao OH NO YOU DIDNT!

 

[Newlydivmomto4]

Okay, after laughing so hard I have tears rolling down my face... I have to add the bumper sticker that someone has in my apartment complex.
"I miss my ex, but my aim is improving."

 

[basylica]

ROFLMAO!

I love it. now I need to come up with the counterpart for that bumpersticker for us womenfolk!

I never had a bumpersticker until recently, my old beatup POS had seen better days, and the bumper got all beatup because I had a truck push my car down the road to the mechanic. I bought a "you can stop laughing, computers are cool now" sticker and actually caught several people behind me at lights pointing and laughing

I def need the one about my ex. It's all about guns here in texas

 

[Just Blue]

Ya. know...If you really want to offend the ex...Just give him the "Rosy O'Donnell" smile.

This smile also works if you just aren't in the mood...

 

[Proserpina]

Ya. know...If you really want to offend the ex...Just give him the "Rosy O'Donnell" smile.

This smile also works if you just aren't in the mood...

plz 2 send brain bleach.

kthxbai

 

[proud_parent]

Ya. know...If you really want to offend the ex...Just give him the "Rosy O'Donnell" smile.

This smile also works if you just aren't in the mood...

Yeah, I can see how anything vaguely reminiscent of Rosie would instantly kill the mood.

 

[Hisbabygirl77]

Oh no we almost forgot

Incubator We so cant forget that one thanks to OG for her contribution

 

[basylica]

it should be something more like :

"he got the fancy urn and all I got was this tshirt? (and the XXXX ins payment)"

 

[basylica]

don't forget! "Sperm donor"!!

makes a lovely xmas gift for all the baby daddies in your life.

 

[Hisbabygirl77]

I like the one

Ex's are like handguns have one around to long and your gonna wanna shoot it.

 

[proud_parent]

I don't have an ex, but I like: "I'm saving myself for my second marriage."

 

[Isis1]

You all know that I became a widow when DH (the second, if anyone is keeping track ) died. So with that in mind - and promising that this is NOT meant to offend anyone - this is the slogan a few of us in the bereavement group were thinking about...

"I just cremated my husband and all I got was this lousy t-shirt".

(humour is perhaps the only reason I survived at all. We figured we're allowed our morbid humour if it helps get through it)

(I will delete the post if it's really out of line, k?)

sorry, but i laughed.

 

[Ohiogal]

I don't have an ex, but I like: "I'm saving myself for my second marriage."

What about:

Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to be one so quit already.

 

[Isis1]

What about:

Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to be one so quit already.

you guys and dolls keep this up, and i just might start a t-shirt business.