Did I ShopLift and break the Law ?

[outonbail]

She did not need to try the shorts on because she had 2 pairs already at home and just simply wanted 4 more pairs of the same type for a mission trip which leaves this Friday.
We live 40 minutes out of the city so yes, I hated having to go back. She just got her unrestricted driver's licensce so she is was in the I want to drive stage & did. I had been on a casino cruise the night before and hadn't gotten my licensce back from my husband. I was unaware he had put it in the glove box is why I was able to produce it after I called him.

The forum suggests advice not ridicule is my point and if it's free I'll post what jerks you are & will reply as long as I can log in. It's a shame that guilt is automatically assumed here because it could be a useful forum.

Guilt isn't automatically assumed, it happens when your story keeps changing and we read all that back peddling.

Anyway, have you contacted the police to provide them with your version of this mystery?

 

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How the hell does one lose a receipt for all eternity IN THE CAR??

OP, you may not feel that you have shoplifted, but you have no way of proving that you DIDN'T, since you lost the receipt.
Make sure you get your story straight for when the cops come.