alright if you try to traffic drugs you going to get caught because ur an idiot.
why the **** are you admitting that you intend to commit a felony on a public message board? and of course they wont give you your ****ing drugs back, eitherwise they would be committing a crime. even if they did, the second they hand you the bag, they're gonna slap cuffs on for possessions. durr
anyway, here is what i would do if i was dumb enough to risk my life for a few grand by driving drugs across the country:
-dont speed. dont break the law. dont drive under the infulence. use a radar detector. a scanner and cb radio can help too. keep the car clean and looking nice.
-when you get pulled over, you are going to be nervous as ****. the cop will know something is up. try your best to be polite and normal. he may even put together "reasonable suspicion" from your nervousness among other details. he is then allowed to search you and anything in your control for weapons. That means any part of your car within arms reach. if he finds drugs your ****ed. keep the **** in the trunk or something and in a locked container.
-he is going to try to get you to consent to a search. he will use your parano|a against you to scare you to death. psychologists develope intense lines of questioning to get a person to freak out and admit everything. it will start off "why cant i search, you got something to hide?". answer with "my attorny advised me never to consent". he will proceed with some other questions designed to scare you to death and force you to consent. after that just keep saying "no" and try not to freak out. if you are about to freak out, ask for an attorny and dont say another word until they get you one. this will **** you, but not as bad as "dont hurt me" or "the drugs are in the car", which are what most ppl say during this questioning. most ppl are too scared at this point to think to ask for an attorny, they just break out w/ "dont hurt me". if you can get past this, you have a very strong mind. i doubt anyone does.
-from the moment he mentions "dogs" they have exactly 30 minutes to get a dog there and have him find something before the dog has to go. ask the officer for the time, and start counting. drag it on to buy yourself time before he radios in the request. like "how long is this gonna take?" or something. there is no such thing as masking the smell. a dog can smell a bagged gram of weed underwater inside a toilet with the lid closed. the dog will get you ****ed.
-once they have you, you mays as well cooperate. you are already ****ed, so you are working on the officers descression. be careful to not admit guilt when you dont have to. this is probably the 2nd hardest part of this hypothetical encounter. you have to do a reasonable tradeoff between his desgression and not testifying against yourself. it is very hard to do. if you are about to break, ask for an attorny and dont say another word.
-when they read you your meranda rights, ask for an attorny and dont say a word until he gets there.
yeah, and your idea about hiring ppl to do this is even worse. they will start talking in a second. everybody does. even more likely, if they dont get caught, you will still never see the money, your drugs, or them ever again. you are better off doing it yourself since you have read what i just posted.
i got a better idea.. get a real job.
