Free Advice Convention

[kidoday]

Well I would love for cookie to come, but only if I could call her Ms. B***h. the whole time.

 

[karma1]

get outahere....

she was in chat again last night? as me or herself this time? lol
OH, I got an idea-
hubby and I can stop by IAAL and pick him and the Mrs. up(on the way to the convention)-travel to psychos house-maybe we'll finally get hubby's senior pic back if we show up there with a lawyer??? whatch think?

 

[Whyte Noise]

Ok, now we gotta bake cookies? Geez.... is Julia Childs coming along too? Hehehehehe I make a mean gingerbread. Take the cookie dork... uh, I mean dough... roll it out till nice and lumpy (in some cases the cookie stuff already comes to you this way) place it in a DEEP baking dish so that you have room for all of it, place in a 350 degree oven on the lowest rack closest to the heating element (have to make sure the "bottom" doesn't come out spongy, unless your dough hasn't been rolled right, then nothing you do can correct this atrocity.) Once done, remove from oven, place cookie on table to let cool off, then cut off the hard, unsightly lumps you may have had no control over before. Then, proceed to decorate your cookie in any form you find presentable. Like..... maybe Satan, or a clown, depending on the time of year and the party festivities.

Oh, to hell with it. I say we just make 'smores.

 

[kidoday]

ooh, ooh, ooh - smores I am so craving chocolate right now. If we are doing smores then we are back to the camping. Although I have been desperate and roasted the marshmallows over the stove.

 

[Ambr]

I've got you beat!!!!!

I have roasted them on a fork, with a cigarette lighter.

 

[lcollins]

I cheated, I built a fire in my fireplace and made smores with my daughter on Christmas Eve.

 

[Ambr]

I cheated, I built a fire in my fireplace and made smores with me daughter on Christmas Eve.

Them good 'ole stolen minutes - they are my favorite!!!!! I remember before we got divorced, when I would come in late from work and if my son woke up - we had ice cream. I loved that!!!!!!

AAAwwwhhhhhh............I am going to hug their neck when they gets in from school and everybody gets ice cream before dinner.

 

[Grace_Adler]

LMAO! A stove and a lighter!!! You guys are killin' me!

 

[Ambr]

What can I say, I was desperate. I had a serious case of the nerves and couldn't sleep. I started craving chocolate and that is what I came up with. SMORES!!!!!!!!

I was scared to wake up the kids, so everything went to my bedroom with me. Marshmellow on a fork - lighter - blow it out. They tasted better than any SMORES that I have ever made.

 

[CMSC]

I cheated, I built a fire in my fireplace and made smores with my daughter on Christmas Eve.

ahhh, that sounds good! Has anyone ever cooked steaks or roast on their fireplace? It is better than the grill!

 

[Lil Miss Smarty Panties]

I have the perfect place....2 words....Nash Ville!


weeeeeeeeeeeeeee doggies!

 

[Whyte Noise]

Hehehehehe Nashville works for me. CJ's mom lives there..... we wouldn't have to pay for a motel room!! Yes, I'm a penny pincher. I've said it before, and I'll say it again! And, I just love the "Batman Building". LMAO

 

[Lil Miss Smarty Panties]

wow you know what the bat building is?? holy crap batman! I'm long over due for a trip back home. probably will be going sometime in January. I'll stop in and see CJ's mom for some home cooking and tell ya allllll about it

 

[Grace_Adler]

The bat builiding? Ok, I'm lost, don't know nothin about no Nashville 'cept that it's in TN and they make them thar country muzac records thar.

I vote we wear name tags though, I ain't trying to guess who everyone is.

 

[karma1]

well, ya know I'll have to bring my ID....

just in case "someone" is trying to impersonate me-oh, but maybe that won't be necessary since "someone" has published pictures all over the internet-and everyone has seen those by now, right? lol
clue-I'll be the one WITHOUT the psychotic look on my face (even after a few margaritas! lol), no triple chins or cabbage patch face-

(I'll also be carrying the blender!)