Has anyone heard from HomeGuru?

[Country Living]

He's been gone so long. One of his last postings was https://forum.freeadvice.com/showthread.php?t=321811&highlight=HOmeGuru Maybe they've ridden off into the sunset together......

 

[bdancer]

He replied to a couple threads just last week.

 

[JETX]

HG is still around... just been extremely busy.

 

[HomeGuru]

Yes, I am still around. And this post proves it.

 

[You Are Guilty]

Yes, I am still around. And this post proves it.

No, he's gone. No one's seen him in years. I think he moved to Peru (making him, of course, PeruGuru).

 

[JETX]

No, he's gone. No one's seen him in years. I think he moved to Peru (making him, of course, PeruGuru).

Where he was captured by the cannibals, painted, mixed with the remains of a left over wildebeast and then cooked... all to become 'Stewed Blue Peru Guru and Gnu'.

 

[HappyHusband]

No, he's gone. No one's seen him in years. I think he moved to Peru (making him, of course, PeruGuru).

Yeah, I heard he's operating a Subaru dealership in the town Pusi on Lake Titicaca.
So he's now the Peru Subaru Guru.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Lake_Titicaca_map.png

 

[You Are Guilty]

Where he was captured by the cannibals, painted, mixed with the remains of a left over wildebeast and then cooked... all to become 'Stewed Blue Peru Guru and Gnu'.

Boo!

(Thank goodness there was no rabbi involved because that would have made it... bah, you all can see where this is going)

 

[BelizeBreeze]

Of all the gin joints in all the world I had to walk into this one

 

[fairisfair]

Of all the gin joints in all the world I had to walk into this one

Yeah, but here, everybody knows your name!!

 

[HomeGuru]

keep it up**************...

 

[seniorjudge]

keep it up**************...

I am sorry...who are you?

Senior Moment Judge

 

[HomeGuru]

I am sorry...who are you?

Senior Moment Judge

**A: I am the slogan writer for Viagra.

 

[seniorjudge]

**A: I am the slogan writer for Viagra.

They must be hard up.

 

[Country Living]

Thanks for checking in....

It is a humbling experience to be in the presence of such witticisms. Might I add.... oh, never mind..... I could never match such great minds.