Has anyone heard from HomeGuru?

[You Are Guilty]

It is a humbling experience to be in the presence of such witticisms. Might I add.... oh, never mind..... I could never match such great minds.

But wait, don't leave! I see you haven't met HG's identical twin brother yet, CloneGuru.

 

[fairisfair]

They must be hard up.

aren't they supposed to be??

 

[JETX]

keep it up**************...

So, the rumors of your being on your honemoon ARE true!!

 

[BelizeBreeze]

So, the rumors of your being on your honemoon ARE true!!

GOD I hope so. Otherwise, he'd be keeping it up for himself

 

[JETX]

But wait, don't leave! I see you haven't met HG's identical twin brother yet, CloneGuru.

Or his dead ghost ancestor, BooGuru.
Or the hypochondriac, FluGuru.
Of the detective, ClueGuru.
Or the prostitute, ScrewGuru.
Or the 'straight shooter', TrueBlueGuru.
Or the one with amnesia, WhoYouGuru.
Or his twin, TwoGuru.

 

[BelizeBreeze]

his long-lost cousin from New Deli - NaruGuru
a cartoon dog version - Blue's Clues Guru
after a facelife - NewGuru
a bird version - DoDoGuru
Naru's son - GuruGuru
Bob Marley's son - JuJuGuru
Madame Cleo's sidekick - VoodooGuru
Dale Carnegie;s assistant - ToDoGuru

 

[Country Living]

But wait, don't leave! I see you haven't met HG's identical twin brother yet, CloneGuru.

I thought it was GnomeHomeGuru - OH MY GOODNESS - he's cloning faster than those little things in that movie.

 

[BlondiePB]

Too funny......

 

[BlondiePB]

**A: I am the slogan writer for Viagra.

That's much better than answering the phone at the Viagra 24 hr. overdose center and having to "talk callers down."

 

[justalayman]

That's much better than answering the phone at the Viagra 24 hr. overdose center and having to "talk callers down."

I think my wife used to work there. She is very good at it.



note to wife: if you read this, this is a joke



note to everybody else: if I didn't tell her it was a joke, it wouldn't be.

 

[Country Living]

My thanks to all who spent day and night searching for HomeGuru. Or PeruGuru.... I get so confused! It's nice to know you're (HG) still alive and well.

I shall close the thread now.