How might a judge view the following case...

[panzertanker]

Gnats are easily taken care of. Just don't forget to wash your hands thoroughly after making them go splat. Gnat guts are gross.

panzertanker<------- standing ready with a bottle of antibacterial hand gel for anyone that swats "the gnat"........

 

[panzertanker]

You got off easy Hot Toddy... if you were female the hazing ritual was a little bit more difficult...

I know, I have heard rumours that it involved bonding over mimosa's and having "girl talk" about judges....and their kilts!

 

[Veronica1228]

I know, I have heard rumours that it involved bonding over mimosa's and having "girl talk" about judges....and their kilts!

You're going to make Enasni's head explode with talk like that!!!

 

[Shay-Pari'e]

Indeed I do, but I prefer it from:
Blondes
Roses
Veronicas
Ships (full of bull)
My wife
lol!
WOW! quite a list....

I'd be the blonde in your list. I feel so special.

 

[ENASNI]

You're going to make Enasni's head explode with talk like that!!!

*****BOOM!*****

 

[seniorjudge]

seniorjudge,
So basically, when I go, I should say "X happened while we driving down y road. Z agreed to pay for the damages. We have contacted him numerous times and have not received a response." and then shut up and wait for the judge to ask for evidence, etc? I hadn't really planned on saying "and I think so-and-so should happen". My understanding is simply that I present the facts as I see them, answer the judge honestly, comply with any requests for evidence and then let him/her do his/her job. The whole thing should take about 1/2 of the time it does on TV, right? I'm really not interested in Judge Judy "justice" drama anyway.

As I said earlier, leave out the settlement agonies and emphasize that the guy was at fault for the accident.

These stories about long drawn out settlement problems and I got cussed out on the phone, etc. are worthless....

 

[panzertanker]

As I said earlier, leave out the settlement agonies and emphasize that the guy was at fault for the accident.

These stories about long drawn out settlement problems and I got cussed out on the phone, etc. are worthless....

Judge, say hi to ENASNI right now please, I believe she is having heart palpitations and might require medical treatment if I don't get her BP down. The soothing sound of your voice might be beneficial.....

 

[seniorjudge]

Judge, say hi to ENASNI right now please, I believe she is having heart palpitations and might require medical treatment if I don't get her BP down. The soothing sound of your voice might be beneficial.....

I don't know anything about exhaustion, but it sounds very tiring to me....

 

[ENASNI]

sigh

Just when I thought I was going to die of ennui... Da Judge comes to town.






( I got my word of the day in...)

 

[seniorjudge]

Just when I thought I was going to die of ennui... Da Judge comes to town.






( I got my word of the day in...)

I accidentally dropped my ennui in the zinc.

 

[ENASNI]

Oopsie

I accidentally dropped my ennui in the zinc.

Gee, I am sorry my dear Judge... Who has mineral rights?

 

[rmet4nzkx]

Back from shopping, did you miss me

 

[seniorjudge]

Back from shopping, did you miss me

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[rmet4nzkx]

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U missed me!

 

[CarlJStoneham]

Thanks judge.

Silly question: should we practice what we'll say or just know the facts and answer honestly but spontaneously. Never been before a judge and said more than "Yes, your honor" "No, your honor" and "Thank you". I have tremendous respect for judges, but am terribly intimidated by them. I'm just a law-fearing citizen