Im angered...

[Mars77]

What is the name of your state? Georgia
Hi. Im real made rght now. Me and my boyfrein is haven truble. We was at this famly party last weik and he call me a dirty mothef***er in front evrybodie. Now all oir famly is callin me a dirty motherf***er. Wat can I do? I wuld like to sew him if I can. Plese help.

 

[rmet4nzkx]

What is the name of your state? Georgia
Hi. Im real made rght now. Me and my boyfrein is haven truble. We was at this famly party last weik and he call me a dirty mothef***er in front evrybodie. Now all oir famly is callin me a dirty motherf***er. Wat can I do? I wuld like to sew him if I can. Plese help.

What assets does he have that you could attach if you won a law suit? Are you planning to retian an attorney or are you going pro se? What jurisdiction, state or federal court?

 

[seniorjudge]

What is the name of your state? Georgia
Hi. Im real made rght now. Me and my boyfrein is haven truble. We was at this famly party last weik and he call me a dirty mothef***er in front evrybodie. Now all oir famly is callin me a dirty motherf***er. Wat can I do? I wuld like to sew him if I can. Plese help.

Just you sit tight there big guy. I will help out you and your boyfriend.

I'm sending the girls over to play you some show tunes.

That'll shut 'em up.

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

What can you do? Try going back to school and learn to spell.

What is the name of your state? Georgia
Hi. Im real made rght now. Me and my boyfrein is haven truble. We was at this famly party last weik and he call me a dirty mothef***er in front evrybodie. Now all oir famly is callin me a dirty motherf***er. Wat can I do? I wuld like to sew him if I can. Plese help.

My response:

Congratulations!

Your initial post was copied and just became a Runner-Up in our end-of-the-year, "Most Stupid Post" contest, being held on December 15, 2005 and the winner will be chosen by popular vote on that date!

Thank you! Make sure to come back on December 15, 2005 to see if you're our Grand Prize winner! Our 2004 Winner walked away with a brand new Chevrolet "Corvette" convertible!

Here's a list of the finalists of the 2004 "Most Stupid Post" contest so that you can compare yours to the "competition". Just click on this link: https://forum.freeadvice.com/showthread.php?t=204109 and have a chuckle or two while reading! NUMBER SIX was our GRAND PRIZE WINNER!

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IAAL

 

[seniorjudge]

My response:

Congratulations!

Your initial post was copied and just became a Runner-Up in our end-of-the-year, "Most Stupid Post" contest, being held on December 15, 2005 and the winner will be chosen by popular vote on that date!

Thank you! Make sure to come back on December 15, 2005 to see if you're our Grand Prize winner! Our 2004 Winner walked away with a brand new Chevrolet "Corvette" convertible!

Here's a list of the finalists of the 2004 "Most Stupid Post" contest so that you can compare yours to the "competition". Just click on this link: https://forum.freeadvice.com/showthread.php?t=204109 and have a chuckle or two while reading! NUMBER SIX was our GRAND PRIZE WINNER!

Yes, I know it's incredible, and I know you're blushing with pride - - but, believe it or not, your post could be our Grand Prize winner for 2005! We're giving away TERRIFIC PRIZES! For further Details, Rules, and Prize list, click on this link for more information:

http://petit.philou.free.fr/

IAAL

https://forum.freeadvice.com/showthread.php?p=981684#post981684

IAAL, I must respectfully state that this is palpably improper.

This is obviously a joke.

You are lowering the standards for your contest by allowing this as an entry.

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

My response:

To the tune of "Baby Face"

TRAILER TRASH​

Trailer Trash, you've got the cutest little Trailer Trash.
There is no other one could take your place, Trailer Trash.
Chorus:
Hallelujah!

You sure have started something, Trailer Trash,
I'm up in heaven when I'm in your fond embrace.
I didn't need a shove cause I just fell in love
With your pretty Baby!
Chorus:
Hallelujah!

You've got the cutest little!
Chorus:
Hallelujah!

There's not another one could take your place, Trailer Trash.
Chorus:
Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah...
Bass in chorus:
You've got the cutest little!

Alleluia I'm up in heaven when I'm alleluia!
In your fond embrace.
Didn't need a shove, 'cause I fell in love
With your pretty
Alleluia, alleluia, alleluia,
Trailer Trash.
Chorus:
Hallelujah!

Boop-boop-ee-doop!

 

[seniorjudge]

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/copfinger.html

 

[Mars77]

I dont no what you all is talken abot. I no I cant spel but Im in scool now cuz Im still in hi scool. Alls I want to no is how to make my boyfrein and owr famly stop callen me a dirty motherf***er. I dont want to be in no contest nether. I just need help and advise. If you dont no then just say so. I aint no traler trash nether. And Im not a guy Im a girl. Pleese help.

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

seniorjudge

IAAL, I must respectfully state that this is palpably improper.

This is obviously a joke.

You are lowering the standards for your contest by allowing this as an entry.

My response:

You were correct. It's a fake thread. My radar is a little off tonight, needing just a little tweaking and recalibration.

IAAL

 

[Mars77]

Im not joken. Dont no one no? I need help. I dont like been called a dirthy motherf**er an nether would you. Stop been so mean and help me.

 

[ENASNI]

No problem IAAL, there is a gaggle of women waiting to give you some tweaking and some.. ahem... recalibration if you just wait for them.

https://forum.freeadvice.com/showthread.php?t=247512

See post 14...

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

No problem IAAL, there is a gaggle of women waiting to give you some tweaking and some.. ahem... recalibration if you just wait for them.

https://forum.freeadvice.com/showthread.php?t=247512

See post 14...

My response:

Yes, I saw it. Very nice! And, while I wouldn't mind giving any one (or all at once) of those wonderful women a "roll in the hay" (that's a Trailer Trash expression), my true heart belongs to contributor "n_and". She's TOPS in my book.

All she'd have to do is say "the word", and I'd sweep her off her feet in a heartbeat.

IAAL

 

[ENASNI]

aww

You old softie... but she is Married now... Its the musical side of you, huh...

Music is...a labyrinth with no beginning and no end, full of new paths to discover, where mystery remains eternal." --Pierre Boulez


Or is it:

"Music hath charms to soothe a savage breast, To soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak." -- William Congreve


You, sir are a mystery I never want to untangle... but I was not in the gaggle. My heart belongs to Da Judge.

 

[Veronica1228]

My response:

Yes, I saw it. Very nice! And, while I wouldn't mind giving any one (or all at once) of those wonderful women a "roll in the hay" (that's a Trailer Trash expression), my true heart belongs to contributor "n_and". She's TOPS in my book.

All she'd have to do is say "the word", and I'd sweep her off her feet in a heartbeat.

IAAL

I am so jealous, but I should have known I didn't have a shot with you. I'm blonde and only 5'2". I'm sure only being 27 doesn't help either. Oh well, at least I still have Hot Toddy!

 

[Obnoxious1]

My response:

Yes, I saw it. Very nice! And, while I wouldn't mind giving any one (or all at once) of those wonderful women a "roll in the hay" (that's a Trailer Trash expression), my true heart belongs to contributor "n_and". She's TOPS in my book.

All she'd have to do is say "the word", and I'd sweep her off her feet in a heartbeat.

IAAL

Personally I just like letting you know that you're funny, intelligent and that we all adore you

Of course we are all jealous of your devotion to n_and but she does show your discerning taste in women.

In my next life I'm going to come back with red hair. For some reason I cannot even force myself to change my natural hair color too much, anything other than natural just looks trashy.

If you ever develop a fetish for big brown eyes, and long brown hair I'm your gal