Im angered...

[Veronica1228]

Personally I just like letting you know that you're funny, intelligent and that we all adore you

Of course we are all jealous of your devotion to n_and but she does show your discerning taste in women.

In my next life I'm going to come back with red hair. For some reason I cannot even force myself to change my natural hair color too much, anything other than natural just looks trashy.

If you ever develop a fetish for big brown eyes, and long brown hair I'm your gal

I tried dying my hair red a few months ago, but the bf hated it. I ended up changing it back to it's natural color, blonde. I thought it looked cute, but I've got to do what the man says. (ha-ha)

 

[Obnoxious1]

I tried dying my hair red a few months ago, but the bf hated it. I ended up changing it back to it's natural color, blonde. I thought it looked cute, but I've got to do what the man says. (ha-ha)

I color my hair pretty close to my natural color. I only use any coloring at all because I made the mistake of putting lowlights in it once and I hated it. My hair is really long and I don't want to get it cut. Once the color starts fading it looks harsh and I prefer a soft, natural and feminine look.

Anyone who really believes that brown haired women are not beautiful just hasn't met me

 

[airesflora]

I dont no what you all is talken abot. I no I cant spel but Im in scool now cuz Im still in hi scool. Alls I want to no is how to make my boyfrein and owr famly stop callen me a dirty motherf***er. I dont want to be in no contest nether. I just need help and advise. If you dont no then just say so. I aint no traler trash nether. And Im not a guy Im a girl. Pleese help.

Mars, thanks for the laugh. This was hilarious. That anyone took this seriously from the beginning is amazing. But that the zoo crew tag teamed you on such a whimsical post, with their usual smug approach when it was so obviously fake...that had me howling.

"Your initial post was copied and just became a Runner-Up in our end-of-the-year, "Most Stupid Post" contest, being held on December 15, 2005 and the winner will be chosen by popular vote on that date!"

I guess we all know who's response is eligible for the GRAND PRIZE in the "Most Stupid Answer." Bravo!

 

[Obnoxious1]

Hey Veronica, have you ever listened to this song? Reallly read the words to it and tell me if it reminds you of anyone

ARTIST: Jim Croce
TITLE: Roller Derby Queen

Gonna tell you a story that you won't believe
But I fell in love last Friday evenin'
With a girl I saw on a barroom T.V. screen
Well I was just gettin' ready to get my hat
When she caught my eye and I put it back
And I ordered myself a couple o' more shots and beers


The night that
I fell in love with a Roller Derby Queen
Round and round, oh round and round
The meanest hunk o' woman that anybody ever seen
Down in the arena

She was five foot six and two fifteen
A bleached-blonde mama with a streak of mean
She knew how to knuckle and she knew how to scuffle and fight
And the roller derby program said
That she was built like a 'frigerator with a head
Her fans call her "Tuffy" but all her buddies called her "Spike"

You know that
I fell in love with a Roller Derby Queen
Round and round, oh round and round
The meanest hunk o' woman that anybody ever seen
Down in the arena

Round and round, go round and round
Round and round, go round and round
Round and round

Well I could not help it but to fall in love
With this heavy-duty woman I been speakin' of
Things looked kind of bad until the day she skated into my life
Well she might be nasty, she might be fat
But I never met a person who would tell her that
She's my big blonde bomber, my heavy handed Hackensack mama

You know that
I fell in love with a Roller Derby Queen
Round and round, oh round and round
The meanest hunk o' woman that anybody ever seen
Down in the arena

Round and round, go round and round
Round and round, go round and round
Round and round

 

[Veronica1228]

Hey Veronica, have you ever listened to this song? Reallly read the words to it and tell me if it reminds you of anyone

ARTIST: Jim Croce
TITLE: Roller Derby Queen

Gonna tell you a story that you won't believe
But I fell in love last Friday evenin'
With a girl I saw on a barroom T.V. screen
Well I was just gettin' ready to get my hat
When she caught my eye and I put it back
And I ordered myself a couple o' more shots and beers


The night that
I fell in love with a Roller Derby Queen
Round and round, oh round and round
The meanest hunk o' woman that anybody ever seen
Down in the arena

She was five foot six and two fifteen
A bleached-blonde mama with a streak of mean
She knew how to knuckle and she knew how to scuffle and fight
And the roller derby program said
That she was built like a 'frigerator with a head
Her fans call her "Tuffy" but all her buddies called her "Spike"

You know that
I fell in love with a Roller Derby Queen
Round and round, oh round and round
The meanest hunk o' woman that anybody ever seen
Down in the arena

Round and round, go round and round
Round and round, go round and round
Round and round

Well I could not help it but to fall in love
With this heavy-duty woman I been speakin' of
Things looked kind of bad until the day she skated into my life
Well she might be nasty, she might be fat
But I never met a person who would tell her that
She's my big blonde bomber, my heavy handed Hackensack mama

You know that
I fell in love with a Roller Derby Queen
Round and round, oh round and round
The meanest hunk o' woman that anybody ever seen
Down in the arena

Round and round, go round and round
Round and round, go round and round
Round and round

No, I never heard that song before. It's funny though.

I'm not sure I know who you could possibly be referring to. Hmmm. Let me think....

 

[Obnoxious1]

No, I never heard that song before. It's funny though.

I'm not sure I know who you could possibly be referring to. Hmmm. Let me think....

No matter if it's air or sea, stupid shines through.

I'm glad that you like the song. I'm rather fond of the oldies.

 

[airesflora]

I color my hair pretty close to my natural color. I only use any coloring at all because I made the mistake of putting lowlights in it once and I hated it. My hair is really long and I don't want to get it cut. Once the color starts fading it looks harsh and I prefer a soft, natural and feminine look.

Anyone who really believes that brown haired women are not beautiful just hasn't met me

ROFL A whole thread of withered up, plain janes, with bleached hair like straw thinking they are bombshells. I'll bet Tom Cruise is beating your doors down and just itching to leave his new dark-haired love interest.

BTW, don't feel bad, less than 9% of Americans are naturally blonde and gentlemen prefer brunettes these days anyway so maybe you should run out and purchase some more hair dye to try to hook a man. LOL

 

[airesflora]

No, I never heard that song before. It's funny though.

I'm not sure I know who you could possibly be referring to. Hmmm. Let me think....

My guess would be the fake Obnoxious one...LOL She sounds like a real charmer.

 

[Veronica1228]

No matter is it's air or sea, stupid shines through.

I'm glad that you like the song. I'm rather fond of the oldies.

I did like it. I'm going to have to look for it on iTunes so that I can see if I like the tune and then download it. I'm quite partial to oldies myself.

 

[Obnoxious1]

Read it again Veronica, I think you will get it this time.

ARTIST: Jim Croce
TITLE: Roller Derby Queen

Gonna tell you a story that you won't believe
But I fell in love last Friday evenin'
With a girl I saw on a barroom T.V. screen
Well I was just gettin' ready to get my hat
When she caught my eye and I put it back
And I ordered myself a couple o' more shots and beers


The night that
I fell in love with a Roller Derby Queen
Round and round, oh round and round
The meanest hunk o' woman that anybody ever seen
Down in the arena

She was five foot six and two fifteen
A bleached-blonde mama with a streak of mean
She knew how to knuckle and she knew how to scuffle and fight
And the roller derby program said
That she was built like a 'frigerator with a head
Her fans call her "Tuffy" but all her buddies called her "Spike"

You know that
I fell in love with a Roller Derby Queen
Round and round, oh round and round
The meanest hunk o' woman that anybody ever seen
Down in the arena

Round and round, go round and round
Round and round, go round and round
Round and round

Well I could not help it but to fall in love
With this heavy-duty woman I been speakin' of
Things looked kind of bad until the day she skated into my life
Well she might be nasty, she might be fat
But I never met a person who would tell her that
She's my big blonde bomber, my heavy handed Hackensack mama

You know that
I fell in love with a Roller Derby Queen
Round and round, oh round and round
The meanest hunk o' woman that anybody ever seen
Down in the arena

Round and round, go round and round
Round and round, go round and round
Round and round

 

[Obnoxious1]

I did like it. I'm going to have to look for it on iTunes so that I can see if I like the tune and then download it. I'm quite partial to oldies myself.

Jim Croce is standard for anyone who likes the oldies.

 

[airesflora]

No matter if it's air or sea, stupid shines through.

I'm glad that you like the song. I'm rather fond of the oldies.

I have to tell you Vernonica and Obnoxious, you two are always great for a laugh. I can't find anything more hilarious than your posts. BTW, you don't live in Alabama or Georgia by any chance do you? I have such a vision of both of you sitting on the side of a lazy river catching crawfish and comparing shades of Clairol's Ultress #20 in "blonde" of course, while watching Boss Hog gulping down another plate of "vittles."

Have a nice Memorial Day. I'm sure there will be plenty of "grits" to make your hearts SING!

 

[airesflora]

Jim Croce is standard for anyone who likes the oldies.

Yes, Jim Croce is probably the Top 40 in your necks of the woods, eh? LOL I can see why you admire him. It goes along with the rest of that image. You country gals really know your music.

 

[Veronica1228]

Jim Croce is standard for anyone who likes the oldies.

I think I know who you mean now. I also like the song below. See the highlighted part.

Well the south side of chicago
Is the baddest part of town
And if you go down there
You better just beware
Of a man named leroy brown

Now leroy more than trouble
You see he stand 'bout six foot four
All the downtown ladies call him "treetop lover"
All the mens just call him "sir"

And it's bad, bad leroy brown
The baddest man in the whole damn town
Badder than old king kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog

Now leroy he a gambler
And he like his fancy clothes
And he like to wave his diamond rings
In front of everybody's nose
He got a custom continental
He got an eldorado too
He got a 32 gun in his pocket for fun
He got a razor in his shoe

And it's bad, bad leroy brown
The baddest man in the whole damn town
Badder than old king kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog

Well friday bout a week ago
Leroy shootin' dice
And at the edge of the bar
Sat a girl named doris
And ooh that girl looked nice
Well he cast his eyes upon her
And the trouble soon began
And leroy brown learned a lesson
'bout messin' with the wife of a jealous man

And it's bad, bad leroy brown
The baddest man in the whole damned town
Badder than old king kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog,

Well the two men took to fightin'
And when they pulled them from the floor
Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle
With a couple of pieces gone

And it's bad, bad leroy brown
The baddest man in the whole damn town
Badder than old king kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog

 

[airesflora]

Here's another site you should have a deep appreciation for. They are your kind of people, Jim Croce songs and all. Veronica, did you model as the poster child with the black t-shirt by any chance? Or was that Obnoxious. It's soooo Veronica though.

http://www.whitetrashworld.com/