Im angered...

[BlondiePB]

At the moment everyone who has a dog that they don't want molested would let them in quickly.

Letting in my dog........

 

[Obnoxious1]

I want to say the Baha Men or something like that, but I'm not sure. I know that Paul Anka sang Puppy Love. Donny Osmond later did a cover of it. I like that song.

Puppy Love was a good song. It is not suppose to have a double meaning though

 

[airesflora]

And let's not forget the "men" you hang out with who offer such lofty advice:





Hard Time Losin' Man
Words and Music by JIM CROCE

CHORUS:

And you think you've seen trouble
Well you're lookin' at the man
Oh the world's own original hard luck story
And a hard time losin' man

Oh sometimes skies are cloudy
And sometimes skies are blue
And sometimes they say that you eat the bear
But sometimes the bear eats you
And sometimes I feel like I should go
Far far away and hide
'Cause I keep a waitin' for my ship to come in
And all that ever comes is the tide

(Repeat Chorus)

Oh I saved up all my money
I gonna buy me a flashy car
So I go downtown to see the man
And he smokin' on a big cigar
Well he must'a thought I were Rockefeller

Or an uptown man of wealth
He said "Boy I got the car that's made for you
and it's cleaner than the Board of Health"
Then I got on the highway -- oh I feelin' fine ... I hit a bump
Then I found I bought a car held together
by wire, and a couple a' hunks of twine

(Repeat Chorus)

Oh Friday night, feelin' right
I head out on the street
Standin' in the doorway
Was a dealer known as Pete
Well he sold me a dime of some super-fine
Dynamite from Mexico
I spent all night
Just tryin' to get right
On an ounce of Oregano

(Repeat Chorus)

 

[Veronica1228]

Okay, go.......

Let's see....she's fat, dark hair, boyfriend is a loser (or a dog)...

Am I getting warm?

 

[airesflora]

But here...this one probably fits Obnoxious.



Big Fat Woman
Words and Music by Eric Von Schmidt

You big fat woman get your fat leg off of me
You feel so good
Scare the hell out of me
You got a great big leg
Got a whoppin' thigh
And every time you move make my temperature rise
That fine lookin' woman got a great big leg
And every time she moves
Moves like a soft boiled leg
Big Wheel
Word and Music by JIM & INGRID CROCE

CHORUS:

Big wheel, don't you roll
Big diesel, don't you whine
Through the night as I'm runnin' down the road
Big semi don't you stop, 'cause if you do I'm not
Gonna make it back to Baltimore with my load

Well, the truckstop's warm and friendly
And the coffee keeps me up
And the waitress there would like to waste my time
But I'll have to pass it by
As it's down the road I fly
Just a racin' with that pocket watch of mine

(Repeat Chorus)

Smoke a-puffin', tires a-hummin'
Burnin' up the road
Countin' road signs and the miles to Baltimore
One eye out for weigh stations
One for radar traps
They can't stop me, 'cause my plans don't call for that

(Repeat Chorus)

 

[Obnoxious1]

Letting in my dog........

That's a very smart move on your part. I would not want your poor dog to suffer the fate of some dogs

Can you imagine what a horrible experience that must have been for some dog?

 

[BlondiePB]

Let's see....she's fat, dark hair, boyfriend is a loser (or a dog)...

Am I getting warm?

Good catch!

.......

 

[airesflora]

Veronica, don't think I forgot about you dear, either

FAT BOTTOMED GIRLS

by Brian May


Are ... you gonna take me home tonight?
Ah ... down beside that red fire light
Are ... you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

(Hey!)
I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman, you made a bad boy out of me
(Hey, hey!)

(Woooo!)

I've been singing with my band
'Cross the wire, 'cross the land
I've seen every blue-eyed floozy on the way (hey)
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them lardy ladies every time

(Come on!)
Ah ... won't you take me home tonight?
Ah ... down beside your red firelight
Ah ... and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin'



(Hey listen heahhhh ... )
Now your mortgages and homes
All your stiffness in the bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you)
Oh, but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure
Heap big woman, you done made a big man of me

(Now get this!)
Are ... you gonna take me home tonight? (Please?)
Ah ... down beside that red firelight
Are ... you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
(Get on your bikes and ride!)

(Oooooooooooooo, yeah)
(Oh yeah)
(Hey fat bottomed girls!)
Fat bottomed girls ...
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
(All right)
(Ride 'em, cowboy!)
Fat bottomed girls ...
(Extra, extra!)

 

[BlondiePB]

That's a very smart move on your part. I would not want your poor dog to suffer the fate of some dogs

Can you imagine what a horrible experience that must have been for some dog?

YIKES!

.......

 

[airesflora]

Blondie, I don't want you to feel left out either. This one's for you:

BIG FAT BLONDE

by Bob Walkenhorst


I want a big fat blonde to hold my hand
To keep this skinny boy from blowing away in the wind
I want a big fat blonde
Ooo-wee!
A big fat blonde
Mama mama mama, keep your skinny girls at home
'Cause this skinny boy wants a big fat blonde

Me and my big fat blonde, we like to fight and scratch
I know I'll be the loser of a wrestling match
With a big fat blonde
Ooo-wee!
A big fat blonde
Mama mama mama, keep your skinny girls at home
'Cause this skinny boy wants a big fat blonde

Well, I'm talking six-foot Swede, 40-30-40
Amazon bombshell, tall, damp, and dirty
Talking six-foot blonde
Hubba-hubba!
Me and J.D. Salinger are sitting on your porch
I want a date with your sister, I'm doing it for
A big fat blonde

Inside everybody there's a big fat blonde
If you don't believe me, take a look around!
Big fat blondes
Everywhere!
Big fat blonde
Mama mama mama, keep your skinny girls at home
'Cause this skinny boy wants a big fat blonde

 

[Veronica1228]

Good catch!

.......

As fun as this is, we HAVE to go back to Blondie's thread. Wayne just posted and you all are going to die!!!

 

[rmet4nzkx]

Dateline-Long Beach, California
Concerned citizens have flooded the marine rescue switchboards and lifeguard stations with reports of a crazed overweight middle aged dark haired woman answering to the name Woof-woof or Jennifer molesting big dogs. Many of the dogs' owners and sun worshipers had to flee due to reports of strong stench.

 

[airesflora]

For the whole zoo crew:

Dare to be fat!
**** Fat is where it's at!
**** Dare to be fat!
**** Fat is where it's at!
**** Having a ball
**** With cholesterol
**** C'mon y'all -
**** Fat don't matter at all!

I saw a fat girl in my neighborhood
Good God almighty, she was lookin' good
Tight ski pants, cashmire sweater
Root Boy can't think of nuthin', nuthin' better.

**** Dare to be fat!
**** Fat is where it's at!
**** Dare to be fat!
**** Fat is where it's at!
**** Having a ball
**** With cholesterol
**** C'mon y'all -
**** Fat don't matter at all!

She's got a shape that makes me drool
Lord, I'm just a fat girl's fool
She weighs in at two-oh-two
That's fine with me, I'm portly, too

**** Dare to be fat!
**** Fat is where it's at!
**** Dare to be fat!
**** Fat is where it's at!
**** Having a ball
**** With cholesterol
**** C'mon y'all -
**** Fat don't matter at all!

[spoken]
Man, those fat girls got me eating out of their hands
They got me playin' the fool
They got me doin' anything they want me to
They got me wrapped out around their pudgy fingers
I don't know how to get out of this syndrome I'm in

Me and my woman got it made
Eatin' in, eatin' out, at least six times a day
Breakfast and brunch, lunch and dinner, too
Plus a few meals that might be new to you

[spoken]
C'mon, c'mon, you fat girls
Give Root Boy some play
Fellow might not be noticin' you, but
I dig you, I dig you
I'm a fat man, too
I dig you fat girls
You're foxy, you're foxy
You got [put on a pedestal?]
Highly elevated
Back in Medieval times
You're Rubenesque, baby

 

[airesflora]

Whole lotta Rosie...and Blondie, and Veronica...all "them southern gals."

WHOLE LOTTA ROSIE

by Angus Young, Malcom Young, and Bon Scott


Wanna tell you a story
'Bout a woman I know
When it comes to lovin'
Oh, she steals the show
She ain't exactly pretty
Ain't exactly small
Forty-two, thirty-nine, fifty-six
You could say she's got it all

Never had a woman
Never had a woman like you
Doing all the things
Doing all the things you do
Ain't no fairy story
Ain't no skin and bone
But you give it all you got
Weighing in at nineteen stone

You're a whole lotta woman
A whole lotta woman
A whole lotta Rosie
And you're a whole lotta woman

Oh honey you can do it
Do it to me all night long
Only one to turn
Only one to turn me on
All through the night time
And right around the clock
To my surprise
Rosie never stops

You're a whole lotta woman
A whole lotta woman
A whole lotta Rosie
And you're a whole lotta woman

 

[BlondiePB]

Dateline-Long Beach, California
Concerned citizens have flooded the marine rescue switchboards and lifeguard stations with reports of a crazed overweight middle aged dark haired woman answering to the name Woof-woof or Jennifer molesting big dogs. Many of the dogs' owners and sun worshipers had to flee due to reports of strong stench.

I'd be fleeing too!