Im angered...

[airesflora]

Fatter, fatter
Shake 'n' Bake, fatter, fatter
Shake 'n' Bake, fatter, fatter

Corndogs, pizza, Coca-Cola,
Yogurt, butterscotch, granola.
Look at me. I'm fatter.
I'm fatter. I'm fatter.

Friends all gather 'round me.
My enemies surround me,
Yelling "Fatso, Fatso, Fatso!"
I've eaten in every single greasy spoon on Seventh Avenue.
That's right. I'm fatter.
Don't you know my weight is going up, up, up, up, up.
I tell you, this turkey sure is tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough,
**** tough.

They got pizza on the West side,
French fries uptown.
Corn dogs deep fried in batter.
I'm fatter.
Go ahead, bite the Big Apple.
Don't mind the calories.
Pile it on my platter.
I'm fatter.
Pile it up. Pile it high up!

 

[Obnoxious1]

That is so sad. Why would someone do such a thing? I hate cruelty to animal stories!!!

It has to have been someone who was desperate for sex. We will have to wait for the good doctor to render an opinion though.

 

[Veronica1228]

Laissez le pauvre chien hors de lui ! Je suis sûr qu'elle n'a aucune idée comme elle stupide regarde en ce moment.

Anscheinend spricht die Kuh französisch, also schalte ich zum Deutschen.

 

[BlondiePB]

Vous voulez savoir quelque chose très ironique ? Il y a certains qui le trouvent déranger que nous passons le temps signalant entre eux sur ces conseils. Ces mêmes gens ne le trouveraient-elles pas déranger plutôt pour rencontrer quelqu'un qui signale à plusieurs reprises à l'unique mais elle-même ?

No, the stench does not prefer irons over dogs.

 

[Obnoxious1]

I'm also curious to know how our good doctor would classify a person who talks to herself over and over on the internet. I bet the bestiality and the state of being friendless are connected.

I'm only sad that poor animals have to suffer.

 

[airesflora]

"Common white trash has very little in the way of pride, and no manners to speak of, and hardly any respect for anybody or anything. But where I come from in North Florida you never failed to say “yes ma' m” and “no sir,” never sat on a made-up bed (or put your hat on it), never opened someone else's icebox, never left food on your plate, never left the table without permission, and never forgot to say “thank you” for the teeniest favor. That's the way the ones before us were raised and that's the way they raised us in the South."

Ernest Matthew Mickler

And they never left a morsel on their plates either. You gotta love the dirty south.

 

[Obnoxious1]

No, the stench does not prefer irons over dogs.

I love your translations

 

[BlondiePB]

I just read the most disturbing article. It was about a deranged fat woman who molests dogs.

The dogs in question had to be put to sleep after they were found. It seems they were given a case of herpes and suffered from PTSD.

Something else needs to be put to sleep.

 

[Veronica1228]

Ich finde es zu interessieren, daß sie von allen ursprünglichen Gedanken unfähig ist. Sie veranschlägt nur die Gedanken und die Wörter von anderen.

 

[airesflora]

http://www.powhitetrash.org/

"We ain't as dumb as you think we are."

Wonders if that's the photo of Veronica and her freeadvice gals. Hmmm

 

[BlondiePB]

Anscheinend spricht die Kuh französisch, also schalte ich zum Deutschen.

The Dutchman was kicked to the curb after he insisted on Dutch treating rather than taking me out for chocolate.

 

[Obnoxious1]

Ich finde es zu interessieren, daß sie von allen ursprünglichen Gedanken unfähig ist. Sie veranschlägt nur die Gedanken und die Wörter von anderen.

Ich finde es sonderbar, daß sie Ausgabe ihr Samstag Morgen sprechend mit auf einem Anzeige Brett ist. Es ist wirklich sonderbar!

 

[BlondiePB]

It has to have been someone who was desperate for sex. We will have to wait for the good doctor to render an opinion though.

That's something she'll relish.

 

[airesflora]

Okay, you gals have fun with your Babel Fish Translations of various languages and your hillbilly music. It's been fun, but time to go back to the living...the ones who don't have peroxide poisoning and don't lick their lips over "grits and bisquits and gravy." Y'all have fun okay? Maybe this weekend they'll feature some zydeco in y'alls neck a da woods.

To the OP of this thread....thanks. That WAS amusing.

 

[Obnoxious1]

The Dutchman was kicked to the curb after he insisted on Dutch treating rather than taking me out for chocolate.

And he deserved to be.