Im angered...

[airesflora]

Thanks for showing me how to post Veronica, Blondie, Obnoxious...this IS fun!

Don't tell me to go on a diet;
Don't give me no pills.
Just leave me alone with my ice cream cone,
And let me eat my fill.

**** I'm happy being fat;
**** I like the weight I'm at;
**** I'm happy being stout,
**** And if you don't like it, you can get on out!

If I lost weight, I'd have to buy new clothes,
Cause my old ones would not fit,
So woman don't scream, just put some more ice cream
On my banana split.

**** I'm happy being fat;
**** I like the weight I'm at;
**** I'm happy being stout,
**** And if you don't like it, you can get on out!

I'm forty-two around the waist
And forty-eight around the hips;
I'm built like a tent, but, gal, I pay the rent,
So don't give me none of your lip.

**** I'm happy being fat;
**** I like the weight I'm at;
**** I'm happy being stout,
**** And if you don't like it, you can get on out!

[spoken]
Man, I dig blueberry pie, Boston cream pie, good old chocolate cake and Danish pastries, Napoleons and strawberry shortcake à la mode ... Man, they don't call me Big Dee Irwin for nuthin' ...

 

[Veronica1228]

Je pense qu'il est temps de commuter au Français et de conduire vraiment la grosse chienne folle !

 

[Obnoxious1]

Good catch!

.......

Veronica is always right.

 

[airesflora]

By the way, has Zippysgoddess paid her bills yet?

Zippy, I know it's tough on welfare babe, but that's no excuse for not paying your bills. Here's a clue, if you pay them to begin with, you never ever ever have to catch up and "fix your credit." What IS it with your crew? You all seem to be so broke and post on how you can't pay bills. I know the south isn't high on the list of earning potential, but surely you can collect cans, babysit, or bake cookies there to pay your debts, no?

 

[Veronica1228]

Veronica is always right.

Merci mon beau jeune ami. J'essaye !

 

[BlondiePB]

Je pense qu'il est temps de commuter au Français et de conduire vraiment la grosse chienne folle !

Gross is correct.

 

[BlondiePB]

Veronica is always right.

You betcha!

 

[Obnoxious1]

Je pense qu'il est temps de commuter au Français et de conduire vraiment la grosse chienne folle !

Vous voulez savoir quelque chose très ironique ? Il y a certains qui le trouvent déranger que nous passons le temps signalant entre eux sur ces conseils. Ces mêmes gens ne le trouveraient-elles pas déranger plutôt pour rencontrer quelqu'un qui signale à plusieurs reprises à l'unique mais elle-même ?

 

[airesflora]

Veronica is always right.

Especially when you don't understand what she wrote, eh? ROFL She said it's time to convert the French to remove crazy, fat, biatches like you.

 

[Veronica1228]

Vous voulez savoir quelque chose très ironique ? Il y a certains qui le trouvent déranger que nous passons le temps signalant entre eux sur ces conseils. Ces mêmes gens ne le trouveraient-elles pas déranger plutôt pour rencontrer quelqu'un qui signale à plusieurs reprises à l'unique mais elle-même ?

J'aime qu'elle coure autour de l'essai de nous insulter et de savoir qu'elle n'a aucun effet sur nous. Elle est comme un chien chassant sa queue. Maintenant qu'est ironique !

 

[Obnoxious1]

I just read the most disturbing article. It was about a deranged fat woman who molests dogs.

The dogs in question had to be put to sleep after they were found. It seems they were given a case of herpes and suffered from PTSD.

 

[airesflora]

Read your groupy responses. They don't have a clue what you are saying dear. LOL Your efforts are wasted on them. That's probably even more amusing than the fact you feel a need to show off you speak French, like most people in the deep south. YOU ARE a riot! I'll bet you whip out Zydeco and the recipe for crawfish next, right? When it get's to Mama's best fried green tomato recipes, I'm out of here.

 

[Veronica1228]

I just read the most disturbing article. It was about a deranged fat woman who molests dogs.

The dogs in question had to be put to sleep after they were found. It seems they were given a case of herpes and suffered from PTSD.

That is so sad. Why would someone do such a thing? I hate cruelty to animal stories!!!

 

[Obnoxious1]

J'aime qu'elle coure autour de l'essai de nous insulter et de savoir qu'elle n'a aucun effet sur nous. Elle est comme un chien chassant sa queue. Maintenant qu'est ironique !

Laissez le pauvre chien hors de lui ! Je suis sûr qu'elle n'a aucune idée comme elle stupide regarde en ce moment.

 

[airesflora]

All you girls think the days are gone
You don't have to worry, you can have your fun
Take me, baby, for your little boy
Three hundred pounds of heavenly joy
This is it
This is it
Look what you get

You been creeping and hiding behind his back
'Cause you got you a man that you don't like
Throw that Jack, baby, outta your mind
Follow me, baby, have a real good time
This is it
This is it
Look what you get

Hoy! Hoy! I'm the boy
Three hundred pounds of heavenly joy
I'm so glad that you understand
Three hundred pounds of muscle and man
This is it
This is it
Look what you get

If the men's all mad then the women's glad
If the little kids' happy then the old folk's mad
I'm so glad that you understand
Three hundred pounds of muscle and man
This is it
This is it
Look what you get