Oh well, at least I am not driving now. I am such a public nuisance!! I was soooooooo wasted after drinking 3 beers in a 2 hour time period - who wouldn't be, right?? At least they pulled me over instead of another driver who could have been even drunker and killed someone. Whew! Gotta have population control!
Why do people always resort to "I wasn't that bad, they should be out looking for someone who did worse" as a defense? Look, you blew the limit, if you are found guilty of DUI, then you ARE the type of person that the police is out looking for -- people who break the law! If you are convicted of DUI, then yeah, you ARE a public nuisance. Are you the biggest nuisance? Almost certainly not, but you ARE a nuisance nonetheless.
Maybe you should go to law school, it'll teach you all about balancing tests, societal norms, local standards, and public policy, and how all of those impact the final written statutes, and how they impact the interpretation of a given statute in a given factual situation. Because what you fail to realize is that, from society as a whole's point of view, you are a drunk driver, you are a nuisance, and you are the type of person that the police are there to get off of the streets.
Doesn't mean you are a bad person, or that you can't change, but it does mean that your rantings are, to say the least, a bit misplaced...