Amen, brother.
Let's pretend for a minute I actually believe this is a real post.
if they were to call CPS, or the state or something, ... I could lose custody.
Damn straight.
they're not going to give our children back to my ex.
Wanna bet?
Plus, I have already designated a guardian in the event I am not able to take care of them.
Yeah, well, about that, don' t give up your day job. That's about as likely to happen as V. C. Andrews herself showing up and vouching for you in court. And she's been dead since 1986. (Yes, I had to look that up - I got halfway through one of her books and threw it across the room, I was that disgusted.)
But of course, since this is about as likely to be a real post as, well, V.C. Andrews showing up, I wouldn't worry about it.