Good gracious! You forgot to add to your lamenting, "taxation without representation"!
Have you forgotten your charge-for-leak tirade against the local utility for its refusal to accept responsibility for your chewing-gum-didn't-work toilet?
However, if I were unfortunately ensconced in that flaccid, phallic appendage such as you, I wouldn't be fretting over ad valorem taxes. When Vatnajokull and those other Icelandic ice fields discharge their hoard, there won't be any land in what was once Florida to tax.