You left out the part where she must be "one with nature" by doing the above in the nude. You need to get the whole ceremony correct!Ah, screw it.
On All Hallows Eve, at one minute before midnight, you must stand near a natural body of water, facing east. Holding a personal object of the offender, lift your hands toward the moon, turn around three times, and say "I disown thee, I disown thee, I disown thee." Leave the site without looking back, and do not speak the name of the offending parent for a cycle of three full moons.
Type up a narrative of the previous actions, have it notarized, and on the fourth full moon bury it in a Mason jar under an igneous rock.
Thank you HappyBug,that gives me an avenue to go.I do haveThere may be other ways to do it but I can only think of 1 offhand. Do you have any people in your life who are parental type figures? If you do, an adult adoption could be possible.
I dont need clarifcation.Happybug was simply tossing ideas to me.Thanks, Ahva, and good luck with the adoption!
Before you go, though, you should probably clarify something. Since you're disowning your parents and being adopted by your grandparents, get happybug to tell you what, exactly, will be the nature of your relationship with your new parents from a legal standpoint. I mean, what kind of legal authority will they have over you, etc., since they're going to be your new parents? That's probably something you should know.
happybug? Could you expand upon that, please?
The funny part is, I was actually a lot more helpful to you than the person you're thanking.You were not only unhelpfull but also rude.