Right. And no misbehaved kids either - only bad parents.
Futuredust - what did you get him to chew on? Beauregard has gone through 4 "indestructible" rubber bones as big as my arm, 3 traffic cones and a bicycle tire. I'm running out of ideas, and my yard is covered with the shreds of his playing. So far, the only thing that has survived his playing is the basketball, but he can't really chew on it. He held a baseball in his mouth the other day, just squeezing until it popped.
And yeah, no one comes in the yard when he's outside. And he never barks. Just stops whatever he's doing and stares at people as they walk by.