Need help ASAP

[Just Blue]

Ha ha, very funny.

It's obvious I can't get any good advice here, so I've put in a call to my attorney. I just hope he calls me back before Dad does. My lawyer told me he was planning to travel some place very warm this weekend. Some sort of attorney convention, I think.

Well...When the attorney call be sure to tell him your home state is "RAPTURE". I am sure s/he will give you the advice you deserve.

 

[Just Blue]

After reading the posting Hx...This "person" is a troll.

 

[Proserpina]

After reading the posting Hx...This "person" is a troll.

You're wrong, Blue.

Trust me.

Unfortunately many folk didn't seem to get the satire...given today and all that.

 

[Eekamouse]

If OP has a lawyer, why doesn't she have a court order of any kind in place? I would think her awesome lawyer would have already told her that their little side agreement isn't worth the paper it's written on, right? I don't get how she can have 9 kids by the same man and only one of them doesn't know what father looks like. Maybe I read this wrong, I don't know. Are the other 8 not required to visit dad, too? I guess I need to go back and start from the beginning of this post because after reading to the end of it, I am completely lost.

 

[Just Blue]

You're wrong, Blue.

Trust me.

Unfortunately many folk didn't seem to get the satire...given today and all that.

I may have "gotten it" had I been "in" on the joke. As I don't know who the "real" member is...I guess I just had no chance.

 

[Proserpina]

I may have "gotten it" had I been "in" on the joke. As I don't know who the "real" member is...I guess I just had no chance.

Oh, nobody was given a preemptive clue hon

But besides. I thought today was all about being attacked by dinosaurs?

Now I'm all confused!

 

[Just Blue]

Oh, nobody was given a preemptive clue hon

But besides. I thought today was all about being attacked by dinosaurs?

Now I'm all confused!

Join me and CC in the "bad parent corner". I am providing the single malt and she is bringing the Irish cut glass shot glasses. You just bring your sweet self.

 

[I'mTheFather]

What is the name of your state (only U.S. law)? Rapture

At what age can a child decide he doesn't want to go to his Father's house?

My child is a teenager who doesn't even know what his Father looks like.

If it matters, The Father has lots of children with other mothers. I've lost count. Isn't there some law that says every child must have a separate room at His house, otherwise they don't have to go?



Please answer before 6:00pm.

While taking a short break from all the preparations I've been working on today, I found this thread. Interesting, and yes, this is my child!

Madame, we have had an agreement, and you have fulfilled your end of it. The child may not know my face, but the child does know ME. Therefore, I see no reason why he should NOT want to come to my house, and at this point in time, you have no say in the matter.

So, say your goodbyes. I'll be there at 6:00.

 

[Proserpina]

Join me and CC in the "bad parent corner". I am providing the single malt and she is bringing the Irish cut glass shot glasses. You just bring your sweet self.

I'm bringing salad.

I figure if the Raptors are coming, we should be safe because they're carnivores, not vegetarians

 

[Proserpina]

While taking a short break from all the preparations I've been working on today, I found this thread. Interesting, and yes, this is my child!

Madame, we have had an agreement, and you have fulfilled your end of it. The child may not know my face, but the child does know ME. Therefore, I see no reason why she should NOT want to come to my house, and at this point in time, you have no say in the matter.

So, say your goodbyes. I'll be there at 6:00.

Well played, Dad.

Well played.

 

[Artemis_ofthe_Hunt]

While taking a short break from all the preparations I've been working on today, I found this thread. Interesting, and yes, this is my child!

Madame, we have had an agreement, and you have fulfilled your end of it. The child may not know my face, but the child does know ME. Therefore, I see no reason why he should NOT want to come to my house, and at this point in time, you have no say in the matter.

So, say your goodbyes. I'll be there at 6:00.

Well played, Dad.

Well played.

I am rolling on the floor laughing a certain portion of my anatomy off...

 

[Just Blue]

I'm bringing salad.

I figure if the Raptors are coming, we should be safe because they're carnivores, not vegetarians

Okay.

Make a Tomato Salad.

6 vine tomato's (diced)
2 de-seeded (diced)
1 minced clove of garlic
3 tbls red onion (minced)
5 tbls Extra Virgin (apropos) Olive Oil
1/4 lb Mozzarella Cheese (diced)
1 tbls FRESH CHOPPED BASIL
salt and pepper to taste
Mix tom. oil, garlic, cuke, onion, basil, salt and pepper. Leave in fridge for and an hour to meld flavors, or until ready to serve, then add the cheese.



TOTALLY AWESOME!!!!!

 

[Proserpina]

Okay.

Make a Tomato Salad.

6 vine tomato's (diced)
2 de-seeded (diced)
1 minced clove of garlic
3 tbls red onion (minced)
5 tbls Extra Virgin (apropos) Olive Oil
1/4 lb Mozzarella Cheese (diced)
1 tbls FRESH CHOPPED BASIL
salt and pepper to taste
Mix tom. oil, garlic, cuke, onion, basil, salt and pepper. Leave in fridge for and an hour to meld flavors, or until ready to serve, then add the cheese.



TOTALLY AWESOME!!!!!

Honey I live in America - where the heck am I going to find any - let alone extra - virgins to make olive oil?!

/ducks and runs

 

[proud_parent]

Honey I live in America - where the heck am I going to find any - let alone extra - virgins to make olive oil?!

/ducks and runs

Ask and ye shall receive:

Dominican Sisters Resurrect Historic East Bay Orchard For Exquisite New Olive Oil

 

[I'mTheFather]

Honey I live in America - where the heck am I going to find any - let alone extra - virgins to make olive oil?!

/ducks and runs

I can help you with that, but it will involve significant travel. Better hurry though; you don't have much time.