OT: St. Patrick's Day!

[cyjeff]

Ooooh, ok that changes everything then LOL. I had the unfortunate once to believe my lil one to still be asleep. So the hubs and I decided to enjoy the time we thought we had...until we hear a knock on the door and my then 3yr old loudly yell for us to "stop jumping on the bed"! Talk about mortification

I think it was Jeff Foxworthy that said nothing kills a moment of passion like feeling a little fist wrap around your toe.

Which is why every night he sends them off to bed in their jammies and cowbells...

 

[Rushia]

That is why they invented television.

Once again, that might've worked if the older two were home. A 2yo doesn't stay interested in a TV very long if there is a closed door. The older two think we're talking about important things and don't bother us.

Ooooh, ok that changes everything then LOL. I had the unfortunate once to believe my lil one to still be asleep. So the hubs and I decided to enjoy the time we thought we had...until we hear a knock on the door and my then 3yr old loudly yell for us to "stop jumping on the bed"! Talk about mortification

LOL, my DH forgot to lock the door once when my 7yo (who should've been sleeping at midnight) walked right on in and proceeded to try to have a conversation with me even though we kept yelling at her to go back to bed. It wasn't even a bad dream, just a "Oh mom, I forgot to tell you earlier" kind of thing. I thought I was gonna die.

 

[Rushia]

Better than your 3 year old son asking Daddy why he is 'sqooshing' Mommy. We look up and there he is in his little Batman PJ's holding his hog and sucking his thumb. Hubs forgot to lock the dang door!!!

Yep....that was a romantic evening.

LOL, my parents were walked in on by the third sister in line and they told her they were playing Batman and Robin!

 

[kimberlywrites]

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.

"Why of course," comes the reply.

The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"

"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.

The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."
"Of Course," replies the second man.

Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?"
"Dublin," comes the reply.
"I can't believe it," says the first man.
"I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."
"Of course," replies the second man.

Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks:
"What school did you go to?"
"Saint Mary's," replies the second man.
"I graduated in '62."

"This is unbelievable!" the first man says.
"I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"

About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar.
"What's been going on?" he asks the bartender.
"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Malley twins are drunk again."

 

[RRevak]

Once again, that might've worked if the older two were home. A 2yo doesn't stay interested in a TV very long if there is a closed door. The older two think we're talking about important things and don't bother us.



LOL, my DH forgot to lock the door once when my 7yo (who should've been sleeping at midnight) walked right on in and proceeded to try to have a conversation with me even though we kept yelling at her to go back to bed. It wasn't even a bad dream, just a "Oh mom, I forgot to tell you earlier" kind of thing. I thought I was gonna die.

Thats hillarious! We have to be extremely careful at night as lil one still has a tendancy to climb into bed with us. That was the other horror we experienced when (like Mommy posted) we forgot to lock the door and lil one wanders in one night at 1:30am to begin yelling to my hubs "stop punching my mommy!". We to this day have NO idea how she got the idea that he was punching me but we still have to get a chuckle out of it....now that the horror has died down . NOW we lock the door no matter what time of day or night

 

[Rushia]

Thats hillarious! We have to be extremely careful at night as lil one still has a tendancy to climb into bed with us. That was the other horror we experienced when (like Mommy posted) we forgot to lock the door and lil one wanders in one night at 1:30am to begin yelling to my hubs "stop punching my mommy!". We to this day have NO idea how she got the idea that he was punching me but we still have to get a chuckle out of it....now that the horror has died down . NOW we lock the door no matter what time of day or night

LOL, I'm not sure she even saw anything. It was dark and I was hiding under DH as best I could. DH now remembers to lock the door no matter the time of day or night.

 

[kimberlywrites]

Locking doors is always good. But, how many times have you, mid-nooky, stopped to say "are you sure you locked the door?" and then hubby (we are married, we are not BUDs!) says "yes...I think..." and then one of you has to get up to make sure? So then you unlock the door, to make sure you actually lock it upon the re-lock...and then the doubt begins again?

 

[RRevak]

Locking doors is always good. But, how many times have you, mid-nooky, stopped to say "are you sure you locked the door?" and then hubby (we are married, we are not BUDs!) says "yes...I think..." and then one of you has to get up to make sure? So then you unlock the door, to make sure you actually lock it upon the re-lock...and then the doubt begins again?

At this point, MANY times . It seems to be becoming a regular routine to our "nookie sessions" LOL

 

[Rushia]

At this point, MANY times . It seems to be becoming a regular routine to our "nookie sessions" LOL

Sorry ladies, I still get foreplay and that's part of the foreplay session. By the time nookie hits, the door is locked. If it's not, well, the kids are gonna get a big surprise if they don't knock first.....

 

[RRevak]

Sorry ladies, I still get foreplay and that's part of the foreplay session. By the time nookie hits, the door is locked. If it's not, well, the kids are gonna get a big surprise if they don't knock first.....

HAHAHAHAHA!! I get LOTS of foreplay (yep, the hubs is trained well ) and yes the door locking part floats somewhere in there. But still, since we live in an older house sometimes the locks arent as "locked" as we would like them to be. A good solid jiggle can sometimes change the status of our security LOL. And even at 5 the knocking part still wont register

 

[cyjeff]

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?












One less drunken Irishman.

 

[Rushia]

HAHAHAHAHA!! I get LOTS of foreplay (yep, the hubs is trained well ) and yes the door locking part floats somewhere in there. But still, since we live in an older house sometimes the locks arent as "locked" as we would like them to be. A good solid jiggle can sometimes change the status of our security LOL. And even at 5 the knocking part still wont register

Mine are 9, 7, and 2. Knocking is well ingrained with the older two. Hard to explain to a 2yo.

Speaking of old locks...LOL, the littlest one was taking a nap coupla weeks ago. We shut his door as his room is upstairs and we don't want him to fall down the stairs in a half asleep mode. Gates don't work for him, climbs right over. Anyway, I heard him playing and went up to get him and found that I couldn't open the door. Called to DH and he took the knob off and discovered the latch inside had snapped in half. Inside part of knob fell into the room and the little guy was trying to put it back while DH was trying pry the latch out. So here we are trying to get him out, giggling cause he's trying to help, and I can SMELL him the whole time. He's running in there with a poopy diaper. OMG! Did it sucked?

 

[kimberlywrites]

Leprechauns DO exist

are we allowed to post links? There's a news story on YouTube, about sightings of a leprechaun in Alabama. I kid you not. It's high-lare-eous.
So the heck with it, here's the link.


YouTube - Leprechaun in Mobile, Alabama


This second link is a re-worked version of the first story. Watch the first one, first.


YouTube - Leprechaun CRAZY remix in Mobile Alabama

 

[RRevak]

Mine are 9, 7, and 2. Knocking is well ingrained with the older two. Hard to explain to a 2yo.

Speaking of old locks...LOL, the littlest one was taking a nap coupla weeks ago. We shut his door as his room is upstairs and we don't want him to fall down the stairs in a half asleep mode. Gates don't work for him, climbs right over. Anyway, I heard him playing and went up to get him and found that I couldn't open the door. Called to DH and he took the knob off and discovered the latch inside had snapped in half. Inside part of knob fell into the room and the little guy was trying to put it back while DH was trying pry the latch out. So here we are trying to get him out, giggling cause he's trying to help, and I can SMELL him the whole time. He's running in there with a poopy diaper. OMG! Did it sucked?

Gotta love having lil ones!!

And CY your Irishman joke was most fantastic, its now going to be passed around our table tonight at dinner...thanks

 

[summerdawn]

It is my daughter's 10th b-day today! What happened to my roly-poly baby????

So...today, I woke everybody up at 6:30 so we could all have birthday cake for breakfast, got everybody dressed in green, got those attending school today to school, ran around running crazy last minute errands, came home long enough to book a flight and check out my wardrobe, am running back out to finish my errands, then going to take 2 kiddos to gymnastics which will leave me with 3 hours to fix chicken fried steak for dinner, finish the laundry, finish wrapping gifts, and pack. As soon as that is all done and the kiddos are in bed....I'm getting drunk.

I really am Irish. My family (great grands) immigrated from Ireland to Shamrock, TX. (No lie.)

Wooo!!! You are ORGANIZED!

Did they move to a place called Shamrock on purpose?