OT: St. Patrick's Day!

[summerdawn]

You people are SHAMELESS! I post an innocent St. Pat's thread and you turn it into PORN while i'm gone!!

 

[cyjeff]

Everyone is talking about married people.

Do you really think the "It's Friday night and Leno's a repeat" jumble bump qualifies as Porn?

 

[RRevak]

You people are SHAMELESS! I post an innocent St. Pat's thread and you turn it into PORN while i'm gone!!

LOL i'm not sure about everyone else but I do know that what goes on with the hubs and I between the sheets when the lights go out... (although still good hehe)... HARDLY constitutes as porn

 

[RRevak]

I'm Off



We're off to the grandparents for dinner. Everyone have a fantastic St. Patties day and may the kids sleep like rocks and the booze (and lovin for some ) flow like rain LOL

Happy St. Patricks day all

 

[summerdawn]

Everyone is talking about married people.

Do you really think the "It's Friday night and Leno's a repeat" jumble bump qualifies as Porn?

No, but I was going for a dramatic effect. LOL

**I find it hilarious that you capitalized porn. It must be very special to you.

 

[Rushia]

You people are SHAMELESS! I post an innocent St. Pat's thread and you turn it into PORN while i'm gone!!

HEY!! There were some St. Paddy jokes too.

 

[cyjeff]

No, but I was going for a dramatic effect. LOL

**I find it hilarious that you capitalized porn. It must be very special to you.

It's a family name.

As in, c'mon over here, John Porn....

 

[>Charlotte<]

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The St. Patrick's Day Parade

 

[SIN EATER]

An Irish Blessing

May you always have...
A sunbeam to warm you,
Good luck to charm you,
And a sheltering angel
so nothing can harm you.
Laughter to cheer you,
Faithful friends near you,
And whenever you pray...
Heaven to hear you.



Count your blessings instead of your crosses;
Count your gains instead of your losses.
Count your joys instead of your woes;
Count your friends instead of your foes.
Count your smiles instead of your tears;
Count your courage instead of your fears.
Count your full years instead of your lean;
Count your kind deeds instead of your mean.
Count your health instead of your wealth;
Love your neighbor as much as yourself.



May there always be work for your hands to do;
May your Purse always hold a coin or two;
May the sun always shine on your windowpane;
May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain;
May the hand of a friend always be near you;
May God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.



Hills as green as emeralds
Cover the countryside
Lakes as blue as sapphires-
And Ireland¢s special pride
And rivers that shine like silver
Make Ireland look so fair-
But the friendliness of her people
Is the richest treasure there.



When the first light of sun- Bless you
When the long day is done- Bless you
In your smiles and your tears- Bless you
Through each day of your years- Bless you.



Happy St. Patrick's Day !



...

an Irishman goes into the store to return a tie. "It's no use", he says - "it doesn't fit, it's too tight").

... a little old Irish lady dies & goes to heaven. At the gates, she asks St. Peter if she can speak with Mary. Mary comes out & says "Yes, Child, how may I help you?" & the Irishwoman says "Mary, Mary, you were always my patron saint. All my life I prayed to you - I said rosaries, I went to Novenas, I always saw you as my special saint, but Mary, in all the pictures, all the statues, you always looked SO sad ... Mary, Mary, why did you always look so sad ???
... and Mary said: Well, to tell you the truth, I really wanted a girl.


Thank you, Dad, for emigrating from Ireland, for your Irish genes, your Irish humor and poetry, and for making me an American.








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[mommyof4]

HEY!! There were some St. Paddy jokes too.

...and a trivia question.

 

[cyjeff]

...and a trivia question.

And I still don't know the answer...

 

[summerdawn]

...and a trivia question.

Oh yeah I totally forgot about the trivia question!

I'll have to google a bit after the kids get picked up by te school bus lol.

 

[Ohiogal]

Your family had better ethics than mine. My great-great uncle, among other various interesting things, robbed stage coaches (sort of, as the ladies were more than willing to hand over their jewels...I even wore one of the pearl necklaces to my wedding),the Union Pacific, and was an owner of a house of ill repute in Oregon, and was shot in the back by a US marshall.

100 bonus points if anyone can figure out who my uncle was.

Jesse James? OR

The McCarty's



&#8220;The McCarty breed of outlaws was originally from Oregon. They started out as cowboys and cattlemen. From Oregon, Tom drifted into Utah, married my sister, Teenie, become a cattle and horse rustler and then a regular highwayman. George, another brother, was then living near Sumpter, Oregon and had not become an outlaw&#8221; &#8211; Matt Warner

The McCarty brothers were Tom, George and Bill McCarty. Tom and Bill made up two thirds of The Invincible Three, an outlaw partnership with Matt Warner. Tom McCarty and Warner developed a strong bond as brothers-in-law, a bond that lasted well after Warner&#8217;s sister died.

Before creating The Invincible Three, Tom McCarty and Matt Warner robbed the San Miguel Valley Bank with Butch Cassidy. The three men split up after escaping Telluride and McCarty and Warner headed to Oregon to Tom&#8217;s brother Bill&#8217;s place.

Once they established The Invincible Three, the outlaws set off on a series of crimes that culminated with robbing the payroll of the Benjamin E. Snipes & Co. in Roslyn, Washington. Warner was eventually arrested and tried for the crime, effectively breaking up the outfit. George McCarty, known for living life on the straight and narrow, was arrested and tried alongside Warner despite not having any involvement in the crime. Warner says George McCarty&#8217;s only crime was being a McCarty. Newspaper accounts dispute this claim, stating George helped the robbers by watching over the horses used in the crime.

Following Roslyn, Tom and Bill McCarty, along with Bill&#8217;s son Fred, formed their own gang and went on to rob the Farmers & Merchants Bank in Delta, Colorado. During the escape both Bill and his son were shot and killed. Tom McCarty managed to escape without injury. As a result of his family members deaths, it is said that McCarty gave up the outlaw life and became a hermit until his dying days.

 

[BlondiePB]

Jesse James? OR

Good guesses, OG.

My guess is Butch Cassidy.

 

[BlondiePB]

You people are SHAMELESS! I post an innocent St. Pat's thread and you turn it into PORN while i'm gone!!

That's what ya get for asking what we're doing on St. Pat's day.