WandaJune said:
Great news everyone!
I was going to go down to the bar tomorrow, but when I got off work I ran smack into pastor Bobby Ray who was on his way downtown to reach out and witness to some prostitutes so I hitched a ride with him.
obnoxious1: I don't think you gave me the correct address. When I got to 400 west markham street it turned out to be some kind of library or something. But just a bit down the street was a sports bar or something. I walked in and asked and sure enough...they give the test!!! It was easy and I didn't even have to take my clothes off. Only had to pay 50 dollars.
I passed and the bartender wrote down on the back of a coaster that I am now a lawyer and he told me that I should get the official paperwork in a couple of weeks.
So tomorrow I am going to take my coaster down to the courthouse and get the case re-opened!
note to racer72: I know about that landover baptist church web site. It is satirical and makes fun of christians so I don't approve of it. Also, I've never been a big fan of satire.
Wanda, you missed the correct bar. I'm afraid that everyone else is correct.
I'm not in the Little Rock area but I visit occasionally and I usually like to make at stop at
this bar but don't take them too seriously unless they offer you the premium legal package, which requires you to act as a target when people attempt to pelt bad comedians with rotting fruit. You can do that either with or without clothing. If no one tosses any fruit that night then you will have to keep going back.
You could also try
this bar but I believe they will require nudity and $50.
Don't be fooled by these scams, seniorjudge is right, they will not issue a coaster they will give you a cap to wear. So that you are not taken in by imitations I have provided you
with a picture. Do not accept your new hat unless it is bright yellow with black wording on it.
Once you get your legal career secured then please reopen your case. As I stated in an earlier message, you should request Billy Don for a judge. He will be more sympathetic to your cause. I believe he once set a child on fire in order to set the child free of evil spirits.
