Hey IAAL,
While I'm enjoying this thread, your "genital warts" entry with only one post makes me suspicious (ie only one typo, upon a cursory glance). Could someone be so anxious, for attention or to win, that they would actually fabricate this story? Heaven forbid. Or is RJ looking for more attention?
BTW, how thick is your skin, doc? That sounded like an apology from my kid when he knew he was in trouble but didn't want to admit it. Oh no, I just gave them 30 more seconds of "notoriety". Aaarrrgghh!
Carry on with the original intent of IAAL's post and I'll ignore the hands up, oh, oh, oh, look at me from RJ.
Let's just give RJ a *Golf Clap*,......you know, give her that little bit of attention she needs before she blows into a full blown tantrum.