When Trailers Collide and Other "Trash" Stories!

[rmet4nzkx]

Lucky you...on call always..

Well I AM the custodian of the FA Crystal Ball

 

[StickyFingers]

You forgot the thrid one in the trillogy

Trailer Trash 3
AKA
When the Trailer's a Rock'n, Don't Come a Knocking!

You forgat the adage.... "When Kids Have Kids"

On the next 'Jerry Springer'!

 

[justalayman]

You forgat the adage.... "When Kids Have Kids"

On the next 'Jerry Springer'!

and the follow up:

I'm My Own Grandpa

 

[StickyFingers]

and the follow up:

I'm My Own Grandpa

LOL...Yeah, I have seen that before

 

[eme76]

a personal fave!

Mary anne and wanda were the best of friends
All through their high school days
Both members of the 4h club
Both active in the ffa
After graduation mary anne went out lookin’
For a bright new world
Wanda looked all around this town
And all she found was earl

Well it wasn’t two weeks
After she got married that
Wanda started gettin’ abused
She put on dark glasses and long sleeved blouses
And make-up to cover a bruise
Well she finally got the nerve to file for divorce
She let the law take it from there
But earl walked right through that restraining order
And put her in intensive care

Right away mary anne flew in from atalnta
On a red eye midnight flight
She held wanda’s hand as they
Worked out a plan
And it didn’t take long to decided

That earl had to die
Goodbye earl
Those black-eyed peas
They tasted all right to me earl
You’re feeling weak
Why don’t you lay down
And sleep earl
Ain’t it dark
Wrapped up in that tarp earl

The cops came to bring earl in
They searched the house
High and low
Then they tipped their hats
And said ’thank you ladies
If you hear from him let us know’

Well the weeks went by and
Spring turned to summer
And summer faded into fall
And it turns out he was a missing person
Who nobody missed al all

So the girls bouth some land
And a roadside stand
Out on highway 109
They sell tennessee ham
And strawberry jame
And they don’t
Lose any sleep at night ’cause

Earl had to die
Goodbye earl
We need a break
Let’s go out to the lake earl
We’ll pack a lunch
And stuff you in the trunk earl
Well is that all right
Good let’s go for a ride
Earl hey

 

[Mister Darcy]

I was trying to search for trailer trash pics , I think IAAL and mossiorgrl had a thing going back when , but their was links to actaul trailer trash pics , even though ( well maybe they still exist in 2006 ) . I'd like a peek at them ,

Here ya go: http://www.mytrailerpark.com/

 

[StickyFingers]

Mary anne and wanda were the best of friends
All through their high school days
Both members of the 4h club
Both active in the ffa
After graduation mary anne went out lookin’
For a bright new world
Wanda looked all around this town
And all she found was earl

Well it wasn’t two weeks
After she got married that
Wanda started gettin’ abused
She put on dark glasses and long sleeved blouses
And make-up to cover a bruise
Well she finally got the nerve to file for divorce
She let the law take it from there
But earl walked right through that restraining order
And put her in intensive care

Right away mary anne flew in from atalnta
On a red eye midnight flight
She held wanda’s hand as they
Worked out a plan
And it didn’t take long to decided

That earl had to die
Goodbye earl
Those black-eyed peas
They tasted all right to me earl
You’re feeling weak
Why don’t you lay down
And sleep earl
Ain’t it dark
Wrapped up in that tarp earl

The cops came to bring earl in
They searched the house
High and low
Then they tipped their hats
And said ’thank you ladies
If you hear from him let us know’

Well the weeks went by and
Spring turned to summer
And summer faded into fall
And it turns out he was a missing person
Who nobody missed al all

So the girls bouth some land
And a roadside stand
Out on highway 109
They sell tennessee ham
And strawberry jame
And they don’t
Lose any sleep at night ’cause

Earl had to die
Goodbye earl
We need a break
Let’s go out to the lake earl
We’ll pack a lunch
And stuff you in the trunk earl
Well is that all right
Good let’s go for a ride
Earl hey

Love that song....Played it for my ex...the wife beatin SOB....

He was only lucky that it wasn't 'in' me to do what the song portrays.

 

[justalayman]

and the most asked question in trailer trash divorce court;

if I divorce my wife, is she still my sister??

i was going to say "mom" but that is too sick,

 

[StickyFingers]

and the most asked question in trailer trash divorce court;

if I divorce my wife, is she still my sister??

i was going to say "mom" but that is too sick,

LMFAO!!! Too Funny!

And here I thought...Maybe it was...."Do I get to keep the wheels?...or does He?"

 

[eme76]

Love that song....Played it for my ex...the wife beatin SOB....

He was only lucky that it wasn't 'in' me to do what the song portrays.

i have this sick dream about my X a bonfire and a wood-chipper.....

 

[StickyFingers]

i have this sick dream about my X a bonfire and a wood-chipper.....

Yeah, know the feeling.

But, I thought of the kids...and just played the song....and dreamed (or whished rather)!

 

[eme76]

Yeah, know the feeling.

But, I thought of the kids...and just played the song....and dreamed (or whished rather)!

yep....me too....no matter how much i hate the d*ckmonger i NEVER let my daughter know it....she's catching on to what a loser he is all on her own....it makes me sad

 

[Just Blue]

i have this sick dream about my X a bonfire and a wood-chipper.....

OMG! We gotta talk...I have the same dream...But mine also has a sound-proof room and toenail clippers...Does this mean I am crazy??

 

[StickyFingers]

yep....me too....no matter how much i hate the d*ckmonger i NEVER let my daughter know it....she's catching on to what a loser he is all on her own....it makes me sad

Although saddening....It is something that needs to be discovered by her, on her own.

Unfortunately

But the only way. I do not condone speaking bad about the 'other' parent.

My kids are now realizing...slowly, the same thing.

OMG! We gotta talk...I have the same dream...But mine also has a sound-proof room and toenail clippers...Does this mean I am crazy??

No, not crazy

Please, do tell!

 

[ronda_jeremy]

You have absolutely no seniority to even question anyone on the MB ( or give advice)...much less a senior member.

Where is Rmets apology?

Gee, okay. So StickyFingers got here first. Big deal. RMET pointed out that she has posted more in a shorter period of time than you. So, now what?